The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, December 14, 1938, Image 17

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M No—1 bought this tie
* “Give us a kiaa.”
“Who you irot with you?
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She was you ok and fair ai td pretty,
• ■ She’s a pirl HI ne*er f( r(et
We were in a Pullman sl*>|pr[
When by accident we ra t.
Yes, I always shall remeaiMN' well
The friri. and time, and Mhe#;
1 was Coming from the 0| pfi
And stepped upon hei-
Norton: “Ye*,
football?"
First Chauffeur! “Have you r?'
too fast?” %
. Second: “No, hut I’ve been slnpi>ed pretty hard.
Young Melvin Was morltii g, a rrots-word pusale.
“Oh. ma!” .
“Yea, Melvin?"
“What's something fpund
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' i ' iGfit, dear." .
\ ' ( “Thanks .... Oh, Ma!”
“What is it, Melvin?’
“Got an eraser?"
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pinched for going
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Little Girl to Policeman—Cad I trust you?
" Copper—What ? ||
L. G.—Can I trust yeu?
Copper—Why certainly, all little giyls cap trust f*Jic^-
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L. G.-f All right then, please button my panties.
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Widow [
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It seems that there was a WPA project in his hpnie
town. Nothing unusual. One of the men was engaged in
nailing the clapboards on a house, while the foreman stood
j behind him, watchinip. Tip 4arpe»ter would pick up a sail,
look at H, and then throw it away. He would repeat th>a per
formance until he feund one which seemed to meet his ap
proval; this he would hammer in. Finnally the foreman step
ped op and asked. “What * the big idea, throwing away all
those nails?”
\ The workman neplied, “Why the Company that made
nails put some of the heads on the wrong end and I
't use them.”
The foreman looked hard at the carpenter and then ex
claimed. “No, they're O.K. You’re supposed to use those on
the other aide of the house.’’ i *
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The nshon'a a more practical
it shines at kight when light is needed
the sun because
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