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I vy her by accident we
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And stepped upon her
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Young Melvin was
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What's something found the bottom of a bird-cage
a rrofts-word pusale.
First Chaaffeuf; “Have you ever been pinched for going
too fast?”
Second: **No, hut I'w been slapped pretty hard.”
“Grit, dear
“Thanks
“What is it. Melvin
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Little Girl to Hoi ice man—Can I trust you?
Copper What ?; | ' v ] j • *y
L. G.—Gan I trust you? j !
Copper—Why certainly, all little girl* can trust police-
L. G.— All right then, please button my pgaMoi.
—Wklow
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I It seems that there was a WPA project in his horn-
town. Nothing unusual. Oae of the men was engaged in
nailing the clapboards on a house, while the foreipaa. stood
behind him, watching. The carpenter w#uld pick up a nail. ,
look at it, and then throw it away. He would repeat this per
formance until he found one which seeifted to meet his ap- /i
proval; this he would hammer in. Finnally the foreman step- f
ped up and asked, “What’s the big idea* throwing away all
those nails?" I 1 *
The workman replied, “Why the company that made !
these nails put some of the heads on the wrong end and I
can’t use them.”
i The foreman looked hard at the Carpenter and then ex- t
claimed, “No, they’re O.K. You’re supposed to use those on .
the other side of the house." • f !•
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The mooa's p more practical body than the sun because f “Bid, Mr. Lionroar, 1 h now « *CTfe« f««t
al body
it shines at night when light ip needed.
DECEMBER 14, 193*
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