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ticket mean?'* .
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believer in hero-worahip.*’ ^
Fan] “Really? I auppoae you have some hero that you
worship, too?**
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hate myself.'
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Saw a ai*-lepir« <l. purple-hued skunk
Having taken Psych. A.
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*1 always eat in this restaurant. You know, in lota of
restaurants the waiters grab the plates away from you be-
fth-e you have finished.”
“Al»d they don’t do that here?”
“Oh, yes they do, but here you don’t'nsihd it ao muck.”
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Prof: “Name two ways to turn a map’s bead.”
Coed: "Rattle money or rustle a skirl”
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on a raft with only pack of cigarettes be twee* them aad no
matches. After a period of deep thought, one of the sailors
got up and threw a cigarette overboard thup making th?
raft a cigarette ligbflPr. \
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