i n \ t » THE BATTALION EX SENDS LETTER , ELECTRIC RAZORS -— KICKING HIM OUT! Kditor BatUlion Texas A. A M. ColUc« CoOege Statften, Texas Dear Sir Dallas, Texas December 5, 193811 ^ V , ' : 1 ' I wish to submit the follow mg for your con*id- elecfric circuit. This interf. programs to which poor' certainly most annoying err nee •ration of publication in aa issue of the lattalkm programs to which people **• Its- In a way, electric rasors efe like the weather. Everybody talks about them - about the way they interfere .with radio reception in the halls—yet no body ever does anything about-it Most rasors create havoc—fe) the form of loud buzzing and terrific static—on. all radios on that with the radio trying to listen is traveling the aggie way Every one knows college students are not rich HpiS flTiiafci * 11 ji “kids* and hie snxiooa to hsfe them when they can. j n Battalion. We ask the' ■ to be aired _ ^ . . however: Did At A. A H ibis chance for the public lo h« lp the eT#r try to hear a good rsaiio program at the Aggies is Wtry noticeable in hitchhiking. Aa Aggie Mine time an electric shaver, or for that matter, puts on a uaiform and sooa be is on a corner ami s , irw ot her electrical appliance,' was creating inter- some one Inlps them out by giving them a ride, f ertnce f How did you foel sbmA H? thus saving them money and taking them where ^r* not trying to di^ourage the use of they please i such conveniences, which are fehUy quite convenient I am en ex Aggie and travel weekly between ^ coming into widespread! use; we are simply Dallas-Houptoa, and Waco to Houston, often times tgyfog to combat the thoughtless, inconsiderate use the trip fafts on a week end and I always carry two of them which p |sys such misc^iiif with the hundreds Aggies with me in my coupe. I’ve been doing this of A t college. So if! you would do your since 18M and always the Aggies were gentlemen fri( l ndl , wbo owtl radios a big favor, why don’t you when 1 picked them up. They were always on one mdopt one or more 0 f the following suggestionsT ootrier in ^elMa, W^to, Br^n «d Houston and 1 ftn ^ t you ^ an electric .hsv.r some time looked to meeting some Aggie, on them corn** purchu , e one of ^ Ut e.t model. Since I83( upstreaming sterud. When I was inj ^ , f , l ( .Miy constructed yoias not to interfere school any Aggie who would stoop to this was kept whh d - reception, in the Bull Rkig a semester. The school was small \ nnd we could tell who was do.ng the so called up-! , S*™**-^ of th * cbe *P; *“* !1 streaming 'Ever, year this U getting worm. Thb» ?"**}' co ' Mkfn “™ that eliminate most or all of th« year it is a disgrace. Lw-Mfyen it looks lika hell. ,nte ”e r ® Bee - equipment, when most radio listen DEATH IN THE JUNGLE and their ireb huntqd in the has dome Us lurking 4c vegetation, aaimilS)' its r FKHN XMlil the Venice of canals. The In South »•«“>«» ni. ":3'; Tr"-" r~ ~—* lirErysn it looks like boll. , I » » On every corner there are Aggies, Just one or two, Third—Use your but they are Aggies. This bums me up and I won’t rver possible, at a time such pick up an Aggie in Bryan except on the comer * n would not be disturbed—for instance, late at north of the courthouse and going South I always "‘kbt or early in the morning, •< I j - : -■ , pick rime one up at the “Y* where the new lights H who have these appliances would just try y A HPI? ore. If these Aggies must upstream, teU them to take out these simple remedies, radio reception would A 1 Hi tvEiVlHiVV off their uniforms. That uniform represents Aggies improve, and all who listen to radios—and they true and they are not true Aggies when thef are number many—would be much | obliged. f • ‘ L I I "■?"** * ( taking advantage of other students. 1 ■»■ ■■ ■■ -■ , | Paul A. Misch, Ohio State Uni- by a single vote margin- ' Seems to me the captain of a company . ,, | versity, baa volunteered to paint South Dakota State College sto- keep bis bhys from upstreaming. In our company TRADITION ! the campus tower clock free of dents eat on an average of 100 tee Biology Club, Was fortunate in hav- moetiags from 1028 to 19S2 our captains always ’ I ' j! charge, sol hell be able to read cream coaea daily- M« * BM^JtectarrhM warned us of this and thers was no upHtreamlnf! Tb ‘* 7®* r ^ ‘Yiah" of a miriiU-r of the military the face from his room. The Syracuse University infirm- day who has seen Why can’t this be done now? Surely a captain stfli organization* are faUing down tedly in the way they students of Texas State College ary is asking .student* to give Jungles in all their pi can keep hi* company on the line. So, why not have gr*** Die Christmas season, fiv past years it has p or Women are playing Santa crutches for use of crippled or ih- beautiful and horrible Hk is Dr. a senior meeting or discuss it at the next senior h**" * ^ne custom that the “flAP'of each outfit ( i au8 this year to the children in jured students. Asa Chandler of Rice Institute, aa meeting and *Uq> the upstreaming. It’s giving A. g*Dier outside their dormitories each night at ^veral orphan homes around Den- x|, e University of California’s outetendinr pathologist, bacter- A M. a terrible black eye to every one who frivas d «ri n K the two week* preceding Chriatiaas ton. atora-smashiiw cyclotron weighs lol<> K‘ 8 t, and parasitologist, who is BY BILL MURRAY Saudi boys dream adventure m the grown men explore them in of riches. Like poisoned Jungle lures men to beauty—its luxuriant its colorful birds and anim+ls, Mi ACCORDING exotic atmosphere but Iitlia.do di-titian, men know of the dreadful hidden R(X >d death that lies within. la the.ktiWlv become climate the vegetation is 1Ai birds am more briffhtl; ed and the deaths am Pftii The tropics abound with on* snakea, with swarms of insects, and with dreaded about which are know thing. One of the most oleiAantissis, a disease a lanb or some other body swells to an making a hideous what was once s normal ing. There is another •ease in which the infee ted with worms feet long that body and finally wrist, where the head of may be slowly pulled out ped around a stick, by which the still ugly with luck, be pulled out body without breaking ing sickness, ben-beri, mrupoaeiof the other horrors the tit»pic s hold. j A; A M. College, throiigh the fores; and with Mm IS rdi.i.wn becausd of its Thuru- tropie both through Bryan. Not only it is bad in Bryan bu in Waco, Houston, Madisonville, Hearne, and Aus tin, as well as my heme town, Dallas. I The word Agyies has always meant a body nf students who stuck together. Let’s beep it that way. HAROLD R. KINNANT ? Class of 19S2. CHRISTMAS LEAVE The population of the newly incorporated city of College Station will decrease around 5,600 Satur day as students “take off* for the holidays. What formerly looked like n hustling metropolis Saturday morning will be a desolute and quiet little village Saturday afternoon ns only occasionally n passerby blots the scene. iu ijrecedi holidays, and sing, solemnly as befitted the occasion and as harmoniously ns possible, some of the most Twelve (nodical men are held 85 tons. ' \ in readiness at all Hanrard home The Catawba College yearbook particularly interested diseases and has spent beautiful and familiar Christmas'carols—particularly ... n , . , j T yearo- years in India and o football games to aid injured play- u called, “The Swastika." but has 7. . . . . Silent Night But this year the fish of .many outfits have been mocking and desecrating this solemn, almost religious occasion by singing i^ Die most careless, frivolous, inharmonious manner conceivable. Some have 'even gone so far as to qtng the entirely in appropriate “swing” tunes “Atisket Atesket*, which \ no connection with n well-known One-third of the University of totalitarian goverament. . Chicago student* prefer symphonic The Williams College news !*- musk to swing. reau, in one football weekend, dis- Of the 13,225 young people who patched stories totaling more than ,t Foot Flogie" and rt k iBt « r ^ ♦iDi the NYA employ- 21,000 words, popular as swing ment •® rr ^ c ® l* 1 October, only one A majority occasion. The en- P« r c * nt +* n < * >lk ‘* e K™***t*». A recent survey revealed 37 tries, where DOWN G PRICES Slacks or 15c LAurran of St. triSMMMlI are all too out-of-place for this occasion. The en- ™ '*'"*** gr.c»».ze». University student, favor mbsidi- tire spirit of Christmas gladneS* nnd chser, fellow- A r * c ^ ,t •”**** r^ealod 87 nation of athletes, ship and Joy and at the same |i«e . certain dignity. P er , C * nt ^ NorthWtistem Univer- Sixty-fmir year, ago Roanoke is lost through such . mockery r of the old traditior.. ^7 • go barelegged to College ] Students were offered But at this time we wisji to congratulate the classes. The Colgate were board fqr $6.50. The book value of Harvard Uni- Christmas spirit has been in the sir for many, in the manner of their singing, land still try to sing days. The strains of “Jingle Bells" and “Silent with the best harmony that cgn be obtained, with Night" hare been sailing back and forth over the practice. It gives anyone who H is any appreciation cm an pus M rieven o’clock ever night since the of musk a thrill to hear the beautiful ringing of Thanksgiving "holidays were over. The kchool sing D»e»e fish. We compliment theri on the fine o beer- held in Ghion Hall Sunday afternoon boosted the vance of a good tradition and express the wish that ^tiday spirit up still higher. j others do as well. Particularly glad to get off for a couple of i weeks will be the 2,000 Fish who have had spend three montly away from home, something which they haven’t aa yet gotten used to. To majority ojf the older students it will moan getting , , „ i . . . back to the old cronies and “gals" and away from After a long diouth, relieYe* >> an Occasional studies a while. Emerson said “travel" was tbo novel, American fiction apems to hi freshen - “land *0 dreams” and may each student upon ending i** > ** min ' Among the Library s new l>ooks, fish of a few organizations Who still preserve the 1 ^ '""T"”** Valvueriqy true Chriatma* JJrit of rever^t joy and fellowahip class presidential Section whs wdh versity this year U >187,157335.44. I i 1 ^ L '- f '" U ¥ ? ' ng Dr. T. F. Mayo’0 Column LUNCHEON AND DINNER COFFEE CLUBS 9 A. M. to 8 P. M. ECHO TEAROOM Highway 6 tit ( olleye rtrinia Dihrel l: hi* travels back home, be it find thosei dreams. to Bryan or Padncah, tlHE BATTALION three volumes of short stories ought to appeal to the Aggie in search of elegant‘entertainment. They are “Southways" by Erskine Caldwell, “The Long Valley” by John Steinbeck, and “The Fifth Column" by Ernest Hemingway. * As a matter of fact the phrase “elegant enter tainment" would, I am sure, be justly resented by all three of these authors. The gentlemen are in nearly all of their storios thoroughly—sometimes ten :b!y—in erneat. Caldwell’s little tales of South ern poor whites and negroes make you see red. If you are a Southerner you are olsb likely to get red ‘Altered as second class matter at the poet office at College Station, Texas, under the Act ef Congress sa March $. IKTy .T Aibsoription rates, ft.00 per yuar Advertising rate* upon request. Office in Reom lit, Adminietrarioti Bulldiag.' i n the face—that is, if you cWre enough about the Telepboiw < oll*‘ge 8,^ Office open from 11 ti. bl South to want it to be a pl4ce where everybody .til 4 p. m. dafly., ge U a square deal. We wer^ all brought up on- Maprrmnnheil for national advsrtlriag by Ma- moonlight-and-roses-on-the-pillzred-portioo stories a- Oona. Advertising Service, Inc, 4S0 Madison Ava, bout the “Southland”. Realism, however, is said to New York (Sty. have crossed the Potomac, headed soSth , in Ellen R. L. DOSS FDIT0R.LN « HIKE Glasgow’s novels about fifterii years ago. Today, W. H. HMIlH a i\KKT IHINg MANaGRR apparently, realism is very much at home in thq. Bin Payna. James Crite SANTA’S SPECIAL TO THE AGGIES- Our regular SI.75 regulation broadcloth shirts, form fitting, fast dye, at $1.75, i plus one name kind at $1.00— I HV j * Both for $2.75 (Patches furnished and sewed on free.) “AGGIE ECONOMY CENTER” / J. C. Penney Co. Inc. Bryan. Texas Managing Editors George Fatten. B. C Kaoto Aaeiotaat Advertiriag Maaagi Boh Oliver, Waywe Stark Associate Editors E- C CieriO Oates 'J. C. Diota drctilarisa Maaager Don McCheeacy. H. G. Howard 1 ’ Orcalariea Assistants C F. DeYMbiaa. -Proof-reader TUESDAY STAFF Tam Darrow B1U Marray A. G. Warrea B. F. Roge Aarisuat A. J. Carroll N. A. Moore, Land of Cotton. Personally, I n glad of it. William Faulkner’s terrific novels, notably “Sanctuary" and "Light in August”, first ripped the lid off the Deep South Out came what usually accumulates under tightly closed lids—an extremely bad smell. Caldwell is somewhat different. He carps more deeply about the suffering and injustice Which he depkts than does the aristocratically sardonic Faulkner. Cald well’s reader gets the feeling,, somehow, that some thing can and perhaps will ibe done about these awful things. And if the reader is much of a guy he feels, I thing, that he would like to help do it. John Steinbeck, of “Of'Mice and Men" fame, is a smoother ^writer than Caldwell. His stories don’t take quite so much complacent skin off. “The Long Valley” is in much greater darfcer than “Southways” of being described by lady hook reviewers (male and female) as a “beautiful" book. The group of' 1 FOR YOU AND YOURS One of the real jova of the holiday portunity U gives us of doing somethi people and making them happy. ] ■ • I ’ .”]{ Christmas comeh year after year, and It to come. You are going to do e\er\thing LONG AS YOU! LIVE to have a good your home. How wonderful It would be t* provide is the pp- for other continue AS as m this good gpne by time for Mary ;|nd Jack, even though you have g on to your rew ard. You can guarantee thin simply the savings of a| few cents a day. As the shadows;of the old year lengthens IBM, ^4jr you |ave a Very Merry Christ Prosperous New Year. IIS® INSURANCE COMPANY HOUSTON. TEXAS F«jd Munnertyn. ’26, Dist Mgr. AeMcfcfcm: H. F- Burgees, *29 1 * J ^ L- Sidnev L. Leveies *88 — > M. G. stories celled “The Red. Ponyf, told from the point H G. Tolbot, W. J. SendMgs. J. R. D f view of a small boy on a| California ranch, are Serit, Lewis ChevallUer, W. T. Gey, Geerge Naw* mellow and fragrant and strong with the smell of slsea Shields. Carter Baa as. J. A. HUnarll C A. Rhode. A. K. Adams. FeeUr Whall. M. H. RiMbssb. R. & Specks. J. W. Jeekiee, L. J. Wehrie FRIDAY STAFF A F. H Fraak k A. 8 Is A. N R. W. GerUck. W. C. Regaa. R. L. the Western earth and the befits thereof. But Stein beck shows what he can do Tn a harder mood in “The Vigilante", which ought to make the dumbest of us understand once for all why people go in for tyrnhHrii^ ] | jQ* •] Ernest Hemingway, as pll Aggie introducers invariably zay, “needs no introduction”. (You know, he’s the fellow that wrote that piece in Esquire). “The Fifth Column" gives the title to a group of stories wrjtten just the other; day about and in the midst of the Spanish Civil Wak. In fact Mr. Heming- eaaa, G. W. DeArmew* Jr, way wrote them so deeply ir the thick of events Burchfield, Jtoft 'RhMli ; as to admit that he himseM is not sure of their quality. Mr. Hemingway, sir, you needn’t have betherod. -Jaaia -Janie Billy DONT FORGET YOUR COLLEGE WHEN BUYING YOUR GIFTS We Have the Gift You Have Been Looking For! Come In and Let Us Help You Decide i j , | j j: il’J | ji *. See Our Window Displays for Suggestions EXCHANGE “An Ajfsrie Institution” IK —