V 1 I' ' ! 7 i/T i STUDENT SEMI-WEEKLY NEWSPAPER OF TEXAS A. A M. COLLEGE | ; Hfe i^HIRTY-ElCHTH YEAR COLLEGE STATION. TEA AS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, NOVEMBBE 22. 1938 all Expected for Game Um Tctaa UaivtnHj IgHM It i ta ke • afternoon tW Atbletk Office at A. A M. alaM CM! ticket* far Ik* f aaa. Thia Mi M kirt*Aa tWa aaioant of oataMe tickets aaU Mar* tka ba a* orerflaw crowd tkara. Bonfire And Dance To Be _ TELgPHONi; g j^rkSIs (Ms To Practical DemoostratioD To Be Given by Nortonmen Thanksgiving Littlejohn And His Aggrieland Orchestra to Play Bewtt* n forty and fifty co-eds fiom the University of Texas will . attend the anmu^Bonfire Dance t Its Awkl in Sbiss Hall ts- n ght from nine ’till one, accord- ii ig to BiB: Livingston, social S scrotary of the senior class. An L ivitntion was sent to the entire a ttident body of Texas tj. to attend tie dance, which |f being given a day edrly so that the Aggies who viah may journey to ‘Austin for t te Wednesday night festivities Music for the da*ee trill be fur- i ished by Tommy Littlejohn and lis New Aggieland Orchestra. As 1 bis is the last corps dance to be jiveft before-mid-tterm, Fish will ,le allowed ts attend, with or with- as a vital part of the course. This, along with methods of slaughtering, utilisation of by-products, and wholesale and retail cuts, comprise the more im portant divisions involved. Prof. Norten has prepared a lecture fon his ckiKs, which is briefly summar ized below. “All of you boys have had quiz A on 'methods of slaughtering,' and have received grades between 90 and 100. This proves to me that you have done yomr homework every day—and have done it well "Quiz B, on Utilization of by- product*,’ involving advanced the© net on profiting by past ezper iencea, was a bit harder, but every man was on his toes and wasn’t amfkk nappias. _ “Quiz C, covering by far the largest and moat interesting part of the course will be given on Thursday at 2:80 p. m. in the Mem orial Laboratory at Austin. The quiz will cover ‘Meat Supply,’ and Wholesale and Retail Cuts.’ Now boys,; you’ve had ‘Meat Supply’ drummed into you since you’ve been in my class. There’ll be eleven young bulls out there ready to be slaughtered. I want my A students in ‘Methods of Slaughtering,’ to take rare of that item. The rest of you boys carve the ‘bullets’ up and put the cuts on Ice by 8 o’clock, which is the thne limit allowed on this quiz. T’m glad to se* you're doing your homework, and if that’s any indication of your knowledge, then I have no doubts in my mind about your making an A on quiz C. In cidentally, quiz C happens to be the final examination in my course, ■o if you pass this, you pass the whole course. Class dismissed." MK) Expected To Make Corps Trip To Austin Parade Covers IS Blocks; Special Train to Leave Early Thursday Morning Two thousand cadets will parade down Congress Avenue in Austin Thursday morning preceding the football game between A. A M. and Texas University, according to an announcement from the Command ant’s office. The Missouri Pacific Railroad Company will run a apacial train to Austin Thursday morning, which will arive in Austin m plenty of time to enable the occupants to BONFIRE BUILT l l i 7 d T . The special train to Austin Thanksgiving morning will leave College Station at 6:l fi and will ar- rive la Austin at 9:15. Fare for the round trip will U- $2 M. and en ables the holder of the ticket te return on any regular Missouri Pacific train leaving Aastin be fore Tuesday night SUPERVISOR OF CORSTRUCTIOR COMPARY HERE Superintendent Mendel! of the Bellows Construction Company of pouston, which has been awarded the contract for general construc tion of the twelve new dormitories pnd the new mess hall for A. A M College, is npw here supervising building program, which is well jndnr way. The grounds for the*e buildings iv* already been completely clear- and staked off, and several houses have been moved off the) area to be occupied. The Bellows onstmction Co. has erected an jffice next to the building site. The firut big shipment of lumber hag red, and the first actual work 9n the dormitories began yester day. By the time the Aggies get back to school after the Thanks- jgiving holidays the : place will probably be humming with activity. The new buildings are being pro vided fog by the recent .loan of |2,- 000,006 from the Reconstruction • plnanoej Corporation to the College The conteacte stipulate that they be completed and ready for use by next September for!the 1939-40 session cif the College, C. N. SHEPARD80N. HEAD OF the Dairy Husbandry Department, and the 801 marketing class visited Houston Monday to inspect the dairies there. WINSTEAD MEMBER OF ASSOCIATION TEXASORAECE. IIEETSATA.SM. G. B. Winstead, director of pub- VIAU 0Q LDP 4 lipty at A. A M , was elected to nVIi. fitTl/DU. 1 membership in the Texas Editorial 'A meeting of the various rhap- Aasocialion at a meeting in Austin u ‘ rR State Grange will tkL Usklr ■ ** ha ^ here NoV- 29114 10 At an old annual custom, each Membership in the club is open c h*p|er of the Grange will bring n to newspaper men who have been girl and a selection will be made to in the business 30 years. Mr. Win determine the sweetheart of the Large Crowd To Witness . f» | Senior Football' Players and Aggie to Speak ■ [ n. • fp the Aggie Band start* the familiar strains of "Wildcat- to- night another annual Bonfire will be underway. The bonfire wiO start an evening of festivities for . the cadet cor p -i and a large assembly of visitors, the like of which haontt Texas Grange. The competition for the award of Grange Sweethearts will be held in the annex of the mess hall next the tour years he carried a news Tuesday evening at 7:80. The te- routal | lection will be made by a commit Attending with Mr. Winstead tee consisting of David Thrift, cadet ad was admitted with only 16 yqars of journalistic experience but the Association voted to add to that were Louis Franks of the Exten sion Berviee and A. D. Jackson of the Experiment Station, a charter n . rubor of the organization. Dean of University Of Wisconsin Visits Campus During Tour Dean E. B. Fred, Head of the Graduate School of the Univeraity of Wisconsin, visited Texas A.AM. last Friday in a. tour of the South which he is making, while on * leave of absence from work llm semester, in order to investigate the natural science research in progress at Southern institution*. Dr. Fred paid short calls to sev eral of the departments of the college; to Dean- T. D. Brooks, Heed of the School of Arte and Sciences and of the Graduate School; and to the Agricultural Ex periment Station. colonel, Owens Rogers, captain of the football team, and Bob Adams, senior class president The amount of applause given the girls will be one of the factors considered in the aalacaqav ■ \ On No*. 30th the Texas Grange ill have as its guests members of the National Grange, which it now holding a meeting in Portland, Oregon, and which will aiake vmRtof tour of several states be fore stopping here. A talk wilf be mad* by L. T. Taber, master of the national Grange. The Grange is one of the oldest and most important farm organira turns in Texas and in the United 4*7^ M Arrangements for the Grange meeting hre being prepared by i committee consisting of J. W. Bar ger, chairman; D. H. Reid, head of the Poultry Husbandry Depart ment; apd Henry Ross, Agricul tural Kducation Department. fall in foV the parade at ten o’ clock. Breakfast will be served early in the mesa hall that morn- iag for the convenience of the boya who are going oa the train. All students who do not go to Austin on the special are requested by Colonel Moorenommandant, to report to their respective organi zations at 9:80 in order that there be no confusion in forming the rj-ntfi • i The following places have been designated by tho Commandant's office for the erigin of march for each organization: Infantry- West 2nd St. between Congress Avenue and Colorado St.; Field Artillery—Colorado St between west 1st and west 2nd; Composite Regiment—Colorado St between West 2nd and Was* 3rd; Cavalry— WeSt 2nd street between Colorado and Lavaca; Engineers— Lavaca St. between West 1st and West 2nd; and the Coast Artillery on Lavaca Street between West 2nd and West 3rd. The order of march will be in order as listed for form- pg. j j jj * \. The parade wll cover a length of approximately fifteen' blocks and will take about an hour for completion. It will be'down Con gress Avenue, the main street of Austin, with the reviewing stand being located at toe Stphen F. Aus tin Hotel. Dismissal point will be at the Capitol grounds, the termi nation point of the parade. It is to be hoped that more than two thousand boy* make the trip to Austin. Last year four thousand made the trip te Fort Worth for the T. C. U. game, a record which has not been equaled since, despite the increased enrollment this year. Above it the reault of many hours of laker on th| part of freahi —the anuual bonfire which will be horned tonight Wfore the Bonfire Dance. Lacking when this picture was taken was tk* “crew*.' » ' 1 ■ f 1 1 11* " r ■ a ■ " Professor Pays Paper Unexpected Visit Concerning the ‘A.A.aI ' ! ' The Battalion news office had a I r right up again visit from Elmer Q. Bullwipper, a and then they graduate of Tifa ^nhmrzlty in for ^ ^ ** 1811, on Monday afternoon. Dr. 1*"« Hf * received my de Bullwipper was in a gre.t state of *** l £“ enUl and ‘ rmeJ j with $1* degr ^ ‘ quer the Wor been seen oW-the campus for a long time. {\ The cadet cerpa will collect hi front of the M Y M for a short talk from chief yelMqader Hub Aston and will then go to the drill field for the bonfire. During the course of the evening the senior members of the football team and the Kg- gie coaches will be introduced to the crowd and will be called upon for short apeeches j “Dutch” Hahn of Brrnham will probably speak sometime during the bonfire, and as has been Un- custom, noted ex-Aggies who arc in the crowd will ba called to'the stand for brief talk* concerning the traditional turkeV-dhf. clash. At the end of th« bonfire whew the band sounds the strains of \ Taps another season of football will be about over. To some it Will just mean that Mother day Is over, but to those seniors, both on and off the football team, it will mean their last yell practice before a DEAN E. J. RYLE, HEAD OF the School of Agriculture, Is at tending the monthly meeting of the Directors of the Farm Credit Association in Houston. The meet* ing began yesterday and will last through today. | Dean Kyi* has been one of the directors of this Association for the last four years. agitation over the University's A. A. A. (Aggie Adjustment Act), recently passed by the Student As sembly to try to inject more school spirit into the student body for the A. A M.-Tetas battle next Thurs day, tendering ua the following “words of wisdawn”: "As a doctor of psychology and mental wizardry I feel qualified to make my statement to the Texas University student body as a whole. Texas U. Is a psychological school Everything is psychic. Even the football team if fed on subtle psy chology, so as to make them per form aa expected. “In order to obtain my degree m Mental Wizardry, 1 was required to actually compose a terra theme of ‘School Spirit’ Of course, I had no knowledge of the subject at all and of consequence had to wart ontil the A. 4 M.-Longhom game se as to sit os the Aggie side and gather considerable and first-hand information on the subject ‘ “Oh dear, the noise those boys did make! I was so deafened that I forgot to take any note*. Have you ever been deafened? 1 hardly saw the game for the boys just wouldn’t sit down until the half, I set forth to con- “Btit hearing of the 'A. A. A.’, I sboppud here te give you some first hand,information oa the Univer- sify’s school spirit on my way to the game which I never misa. At this point Dr. Bullwigger pull- *L ed a large a| vest pocket, claimed in a “Seveuty- Thanksgiving He (hen do| rushed from something ab game, leaving hM.IB*. m dock from his need at it and ex- |W| hours until the game. Gentlemen!” ed his chapeau and room murmuring ut being late for thq a startled group be* Thanksgiving game. A DEL KG A. A M. Me the Central Waco Noe. 1 siating of Aggie*, rtetpuoi Carlin presei conference the .school’s the Agfiee di the members conference ■pit j*. the school's n*w church tjt College TION FROM THE ist church attended xa* conference is The delegation, eon- Carlhr and three was jjrivrn an enthusiastic n by the Conference. Rev. the Aggies to the while he spoke of for a new church, literature to t the conference. The Ha full endorae- is for * TODAVS NAMES BY JACK PUCKETT It is time that we put the laurel wreath around the head of BILL MURRAY, junior editor on the Waff. It was he that initiated the idea of installing telephones in the A. A M. dormitories. By the end of the week fourteen telephone* srill be in the dormitories. BILL LIVINGSTON haa done a fine job as social secretary of the senior class and deserves tb be re commended. And BEAL HAR GROVE has put out lots of heart- b caking labor on the Entertain ment Series; but the student body hasn't given him much support, i SAMMY HARRIS and BUDDY MANDELL deserve a pat on the hack for putting out the beat Scien tific Review in history -an enjoy able, readable magazine. And last we give credit to the watchers of the bonfire. These hoys, mostly freshmen, have satis factorily performed a cold, hard job in protect i c thia symbol of Aggie supremacy for the enemy. BERT BURN'S story modeled after the Gettysburg addreaa. Which he told after the Rice game, was the ck-vercst that’s come from the Y steps in-a long time. TEASIPPERS 44 No Provision For Growing Hair On Dana Bible’s Head BY A FARMER Them thar U. T. students are sophisticated wits. Reckonin’ on how their Long horns wouldn’t be able to stop np Farmers, they done wfnt and pass ed an act in the Students Associa tion to curb the Aggie side of the score. We 'eas don’t know how I* construe their "A. A. A." It was called the "Aggie Adjust ment Act,” and it waa sappesed . aa.dorta even np the two teates for the Thanksgiving Day bat •ft < The only thing H didn’t provide for was growing hair on Dana Bible’s head. The two teams are about equal on that count, though, ’cause Hom er Norton’s head don’t exactly re semble a porcupine. Ote point in the act which might not be 0. K. with us Farmers is seetbn 6, which tells the quarter back how the game’s got to be eaUad. y We ain’t had thne to see what Stick” Rogers thinks about it, but act ought* be unconstitutional acoount of interfering with in- initiative or something Y*' scribbler ain’t got much for limiting product anywhere, least of all in / .Hi r i score*. For as Fanhers are reckoning on 40 points against HiM. iradition, and the so- called Team of Texas U. While the "A. A. A.” may be in keeping with the New Deal policies, so is breaking p cedent. And one has a blamed good chance of get- tin’ broke to pieces come Thanks- givi|^ Day, us Farmers cogitate. Them Aggie pigskin totem (lone told us the glorified Fer- ilmands of the University ain’t get a chance, and yo’all knew whut—w* believe they ought* i 1 Us Aggie* ain’t as fast aa them U. T. students, but ws’rs ready to offer the belief that the Aggie game at Austin may go down in history known as H. 0. L. C.— hell on Longhorn coaches. But now back to their act, we know that the New Deal haa a lot of red tape, and we aorta expect their "A. A. A.” is going to take ao long to get to operating that it ain’t going to amount to much 4 this year. Besides that, how can it be ( official aalee* the presideat of the school signs it aad that esat happ.n ( a use they hain't get aary-ua. Her* is a copy of the act they passed: "Whereas, It has been policy of the New Deal to and regulate in order to . overproduction of all those things relating to the farm aad ranch; and ‘‘Whereas, on Thursday, Novem ber 24, the A. A M. Farmers in vade Memorial Stadium and the green fertile sod thereof; and "Wljersas; this said sod has lain fallow from the touch of Farmers' hands for taro yearn; apd “Whereas, the sight of such fer- tile <011 might fan the Farmers' fancy to sech a frenzy that they will be likely te attempt to over- produce and thereby ruin the Steer market; “BE IT THEREFORK ENACT- ED: by the Students’ Assembly in their Second Called Se*Hon, Nov ember 16, 1988, an act to < r' ' ed "Aggie Adjustment Act”, the purpose of which shall be to limit the Farmers’ production oU Turkey Day next, undef the following ■ A i I HlN ; 4d FI terms; to may play mor* than 4 No two-third» of the game. ( mat of tl a game shall be spent oa relief!) gA” l 4 | ,1 No Aggi i who Is carrying the ball shal ! run more than fife •Flrds af er crossing the line ef - terimmage without a penalty of one-thi rd of the distance cot- erisd- No Aggi i eligible to receive a ppts shall use more than one hand in ibe catching theneof. H shall jbe unlawful for any Aggie to) punt on any down ex. the fourth unless notice is to. __ back shall carry the Urns ones in a series four be mUawful for the of. V |H I fill ‘ KM . —ne May Really !£| Be H. 0. L C.—Hell i—t On Loaghorn Coach Aggie quarterback to call plays other than In the following ord- [ er. 1st down- -off-tackle. 2nd down—end run. 3rd down—pass (over center). 4th down punt (never to go over 80 yards). "Thia act shall bt effactive start ing Monday morning, November 21, and shall be in force and effect until Thursday afternoon. Thanks giving Day, 1938, at 6 o'clock. ‘Thia act shall be constmed as jb*pealing and rescinding acta in- conalatent with the proviaioos here.