The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, December 12, 1934, Image 8

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Dizzy Definitions
A d<K)rknob is a thinR a revolving
d(H>r >f<H»s around with—a straw is some
thing which you drink somethinK through
two of them -cobblestones an* a pave
ment that people would rather were as
phalt than—a fern is a plant that you ar •
supposed to water it once a day, fmt if you
don’t it dies, and if you do, it dies anyway
only not so soon—summer,is a season that
in winter you wish you could keep your
house as warm as— a cartofcn is a funny
drawing that makes people* laugh when
other people claim cigarettes come in it
cream is something which dry cereal
doesn’t taste as good without it. unless
you use milk, but you haven’t any—ami
one car they are all itying to ride in is
t he* hearse.
---('arolina Kuccaneor
Then there was the Scotchman who
used a straight-jacket for a nightgown,
*0 he’d be sure to sleep tight.
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A U*wildere‘d man entered a ladies
specialty shop. “I Want a corset for my
wife,” he said.
“What busts?” asked the clerk.
"Nothing. They just wore out.”
—Alsame
Dairy Note
“My cow has hiccoughs and churns
he*r own butter."
^ —Uhie;ago Dhoenix
Two worms were* digging in dead
earnest.
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Let Us (iet Your
CLOTHES
In Shape for
CHRISTMAS
BECKWITH
CLEANERS
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AT LAST
AGGIES
We Have Receded
Our Kirst Shipment of
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MITOCA
FORM FIT
' Officers Dress
SHIRTS
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The most talked of
shirt—The shirt that
fits as though it were
made expressly for you
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