! I ap- Hf-* December 12, 1934 YOU MAY LOSE-— \ i, • Some time when you rail THREE TREYS— hut^if • you call it on tfce phone you will fet— 4 ' • % THK SWEKT SHOI* Vii, 1 Nirrth (iatr A(;(;iES- r * . . We wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS « V. * * and a . ■; • H APPY r NEW YEAR .Campus Variety STORK t\ / » SANKKY SUCRiESTS Sa> *Merr> ( hriHlma**' with a .*UwtinK* To **how top we hatoc^-' HR \( KI.KTS— Jt2.0« V..00 $7..til *' NECK I. ACES— $2.-10 *3.:>0 and up v CV|T»ES— SI.73 $2.30 $3.00 and up EVENINfi RACS— $1.50 $2.00 $2.73 and up ck; vRETFE CASES— $1.30 $2.50 $3.50 and up 4 1)RES«KR SETS— $6.00 $0.30 $12.50 and up WEEK-END B3(;S— $7.50 $9 50 $14.50 $17.50 and up l»KT^'R» !, FRAMES— $1.50 $2.00 $2.75 tnH of ('o»i»-ae— Wrist Witchew. Diamond Solitaires. Dinner Rinjfs REMEMBER— If the sift ia laatinK the aentiment h( laatinK. too. SAHKEY PARK Diamond^— Silver Watchea Father: “And to think that I mortgaged the home to send my boy to college, and all he does is to go out with girls, drink and smoke.*’ C^prtyv‘ 4 Do‘you regret it?” - Father: 1 should have gone myself.” * . • Zll^'N TANC i t Co-ed— L thought you said your roommate was a civil engineer? stude— That's right. Co-ed-- Well, he didn't act like it last night. t THK Y AI.C KR4'OKI» * 4 ”Tv*ll me, darling, what is it that makes a woman attractive to man—brains or lieauty?’* “Never mind.” r\ KPl.r 1‘AKKOT The dear vicar’s wif«* had just died, and in cor se quence he wished to he relieved of his duties for the week-end, so he sent the following message to his bishop: ‘1 regret to inform you that my wife has just died, and 1 should l>e obliged if you could send me a substitute for the week-end.” \t , W ELL PRESSED I IS WELL DRESSED Our half-day Nroire in- hure* Mati*faction. See our Agent. { f- ‘.I MODEL CLEANERS > 1J . a ; lir\an . . a H k . * PI RPLR PARROT i Statistics show that t largest criminal group is composed of 19-year-olds. Moral: Come to college and stay out of jail. OHIOAN A young colored couple were sitting at the foot of # A * the Statue of Liberty. Henry was holding Mandy’s hand. “Henry,” said Mandy. “does you-all know why dey has such small lights on the Statue of Liberty?” “Ah dunno,” Replied the Ethiopian swain, “unless it’s lieeause de lessflight, d^ mo' lila»rtv.” ' ri Nc h non l SHOP. EARLY * REMEMBER «$ t to Remember YOURSELF! -sV 1 ; Lovely corsage you're wearing.” Til have you know my figure Is natural!' ^ x 7^ Play Santa to you me If be fore yoif go home for the Holiday*— ' - A new Suit or Tua$«at will add much to your en- )o\ merit during the coming Holiday*— Here are *ome of thev many thing* you will he *ure to need and Oant— 'i Varsity-Tow nsuit 4 Varsity-Town Topcoat Trench Coat Leather Jacket c i Dress Gloves Idned 1 Gloves Wool Robe •» Fancy Pajamas Smart Neckwear Fortune Oxfords Fancy s*ks :) Catalina Sweaters . College Jewelry Aggie Belt & Buckle WALDROP & CO. Two ('omenient Store* Bryan & < ollrge * • ■B . Lv