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Wif^ (angrily to drunken husband)— I suppose
'> you expt»ct me to believe that you came stotiKht horr*'
fmm the office? ^
HtC—Sure I did (hie). I just came home like the
, ctqw flies.
• *She—So I see. Stopping frequently for a littU-
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corn.
OWL
^ Wife (at ’phom*)-—How would you like to talk tc
rt)y mother? j
Husl>and—Through a spirit medium.
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, “Is this youf’ first year^at PeniV^”
1 .“Yes“
“Say ‘yea, air.’ to an upperclassman.” (
“Let’s see your matric card.’’
■ “I’m sorry, sir. 1 haven’t one; but here is the letter
that* I had from Dean Willits, asking me to lecture in
rmance 1.
PI NCH HOWL
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Prof. Hercules Strongarm,
Strongarm Cerrespondence SchiKil of Physical ('ylture,
? F^ifth Avenue, New York. ‘ \
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I have Completed your course.. Kindly send mus
cles.
^ Your truly.
Marvin Milquetoast.
CHAPAMKAI
“Honey, I thought I tokl you not to let your young r-
friends smoke in the parlor. I found some burned
matches there this morning.”
* “He wasn’t smoking. Father. We had to light
some matches to see what time it was, l>ecause you
told me|to get to bed»by ten-thirty.”
V. P I. SKIPPFK
Old Lady—I wouldn’t cry like that, my little man
Boy—Cry as you damn please. This is mv wav.
PI NCH BOWL
“Daughter, is that young man dowiinhere yet
“Damn right, I am. WbaxS^TT*?^ yon?“
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PI KI M HOWL
Oh, you're a football player, aren’t you? I’ve heard
some tales about you.
Aw. the tales of most football players are padded.
TRXA8 KANt.KK
THK BATTALION
If some of the girls in Bryan had the power in
their eyts ihat they think they have, they could stir
their coffee with a dirtv look.
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