The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, December 12, 1934, Image 5

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    December 12, HW4
The CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS
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Are drawing near—^ipd—AGGIES we wish
each on of you a MERRY TIME.
i THE AGGIELAND GROCERY
On the Campus
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K. WOLEN’S DEPT. STORE
Have Your
SHOES REPAIRED
by real boot milkers. We know we can tfive you
a better job—and it costs no more.
J. F. HOUCK & SONS
North Gate
We Specialize in—
TAILOR MADE UNIFORMS
('tune to See Cs For Your Blouses, Slacks,
and Shirts
MENDL and HORNAK
North Gate
UNIFORM TAILOR SHOP
FOR CHRfSTM AS GIFTS *
The Rift that onl^you can Rive—and the
Rift your folks will treasure most.
YOUR AGGIE PHOTOGRAPH
AGGIELAND STUDIO
North Gate of Campus
Practical Gifts for Everyone
You will find Gifts for Mother, Dad. Sister,
Brother, and Sweetheart. Cnusually low prices
prevail throuRhout the store. j
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“Mary, did you neck that fellow last niRht?”
“Do you think he came from ColleRe Station 4o
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he«ir me sinR?
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It May Be So
See those two birds whizzinR by
Sprawled in a biR Pierce Arrow.
Note their Ixjred and blase air—
Their Rlances cold and narrow..
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Watch them flick their cigarettes
Outride the speedinR waRon; • ’ r
They smile at tired pedestrians 1 \ *
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Whc.se weary doRs are draRRitiR
You’ll think their dad’s a millionaire ’' ^
Who keeps the douRh acomiiiR; ' .
You lose ; tb^v' re only colleRe boys
Who’ve had r<hkI luck at hummiriR. v
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Teacher (at Sunday school picnic): “Now we*!!
ask Bobby, the minister’s son, to say Rrace."
Bobby; “Hell, they always pick on me.“.
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Librarian: “Youhr man, we are about to close the
desk, is there anythiriR yoii would like to take out?“
Frosh: “Why, yes. How al»out the tall one in the
tan dress?”
.PCBPLB PARROT
Blessed are the pure in heart for they won’t be
that way Iotir.
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