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THE BATTALION
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“I’ve het*n asked t« jfet married lots of time—*'
“Who asked you?”
“Mother and her.”
“I can tell you,” said Pat, “how much water runs
over Nia^rra Falls to. a quart.”
“How much?” asktnl Mike.-,
“Two pints.”
OKI.AHOM A V% NIKI.WINO
Judge: (to susptvted vagrant) : You say vou have
no parents and^ no relatives?
Gal: No, your honor.
Judge: Then who supports you? ^ ,
Gal: Your son, your honor.
< Ol.l.ATK HANTF.K
Agent: Gould I interest you in a pent-house
* madam:
Mrs. Lott a Bust: You probably could, but my hus-
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band is a very jealous man.
rol.OATK HANTKR
Guest: “MY Word, but I’m thirsty.”
Hostess: “Wait a moment and I’ll get you sorm
water." ,
Guest: “I said thirsty; not dirty.”
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^ Two men who had met earlier at a downtown bar
and had too many drinks, were now parting in a de
cided alchoholic state. v
“And if you should forget my name;” said one,
while ponderously shaking the hand of the other,”
just look it up in the telephone book.”
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