The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, December 12, 1934, Image 3

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December 12. 19:U ^ A 4
WHY JIMMY IT AILED
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Dear Dean: %i
In early childhpod he developed chromestheaui.
which seriously confustnl hi* |>honisms and photisms.
|The basic cause was an aKKravatcd anastomosis which
involved dangerous adhesions in the post-Kolandic
area^TTiTSu:. he very narrowly* escape<l anosmia and
hypergeuaia. which evidently Vould have T caused his
death from over-eating. And dow.t«while studying in
his room, he is handicapped by hemianopsia; while in
class, he is tormented by dysancouSia anti akoasms ; and
when he. tries to recite he is attacked by globus hys
tericus. Finally, while on .eitadhination, a cataclysmic
descent'o/ alexia and super-asMifioolia bloked his pass
over the 70-yafd line, and that jis why he fluAke<l.
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lVan>latic»n will b«‘ fumiMhed r«*qur>t - h% J*rafe*Hiir ^ *
V. 0. K«*V of th«* Knrb^h d«*parl»n« nlr. ' >• . ^ ‘ i
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The HOLIDAY SEASON
• | Hetjuires extra care in grooming^-and we want
to do our part in making vou trha-and neat.
COME IN AND SEE CS
AGGIELAND BARBER SHOP
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NORTH (1 ATE
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WARM CHRISTMAS WELCOME
Awaits You At
CALDWELLS
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Sijee the many (iifts that we have'for you.
Everything New—Watches, iDiamond*. Silver
ware. Luggage. GtMswane* And everything for
the Aggies such Hracelets, Vanities. Neck-
hires Identification Hands.
These (iifts are all priced, at the lowest .
S figure possible at prices,to suit 'anyope.
Make this a-jewelry ( hristmas. of ‘Hiifts
, That I.ast” and give a lifetime of joy and satis
faction. ’ ’ • * '* .I
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CALDWELL’S JEWELRY STORE!,"
IN< ORFORATKD
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Hr>an. Texas
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“Hay ’chess?* 5 ' *
“No. but I can handle a iiutNen:*’ * .
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Host: Those arejffy Grandma's ashes over there.
Guesf: O, so tpoor soul has passed on?
, Host: No, she’s just tv'* laiy to look for an ash
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She^Do yo*u want to know Something?
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/ She—Well, ma'vbe somedav kou will!
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A * .SOI THW KSTfIKN MAGAZINE % •
Reformerf* “Stop, friend! Db you l>elieve«that a
glass of that vile stuff will quench your thirst ? M
College Lad: “Nope I’m gonna drink the wholu
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HOO-RAY^for CHRISTMAS y
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and all that ffoes with it
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Now l»'.h;nc mv Clolhr^ l)rv Cleaned bv
NEW THUHO-CI.EAN PRfK’ESS
and I w ill .he all set
AGGIE CLEANERS
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R. C. Rapp
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