November 14, 1934
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Little Daughter: “Why is father sin^rinR 1 so
much tonight?”
Mother: “He’s trying to sing the baby to sleep.”
L. Daughter: “Well, if l were the baby I’d pretend
1 was asleep.”
—The Log
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Once there was a husband who was very fond of
looking on the wine when it was red. His wife determin
ed to cure him <K his l»ad ways, and with the aid of a
sheet and an electrk totrh transformed herself into a
very fair imitation of a ghost. Then she went out to
the drunkard and shoos him.
“Whash that ?” murmured the toper.
“Satan,” came the reply m a sepulchral tone.
“Shake handsh, old horsh. r married your sister.”
—The Oil Weekly
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Mary— I know the secret of popularity. \
Peg— So do I, but mother says 1 musn’t. \
—PuppeK
Krastus was aske<l how he had voted. He replied:
“In the manhnan’, sah, 1 was inclined to de Republican
cause for thev gave me three dollars: but in the after-
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noon, de Democrats gave me two dollahs, so I voted de
Democratic ticket straight l>ecause dey was de leas’
corrup’, sah, dey was de leas* eorrupV*
—The Oil Weekly
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