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Let* Tracy
Saturday t>: 45 and S:.‘IO
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with
Lew Ayres
Saturday. 10:30
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FASHION-BUILT
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“ARLISS"
WORN WITH
PRIDE BY
MILLIONS
• Freeman Fashion-Built
styles for Fall and Winter
oner new smartness, new
comfort, new quality of
workmanship and learners
at prices that appeal to every
man. Come in and see how
far your shoe money can go.
Bullock & Akin
Mary Swords still thinks
a log table is made of wood.
—Cal. Eng.
BEAT RICK
“Going around with women a tyt keeps you
. young.”
- “How come?”
“I started in going around with them four years
ago when 1 was a freshman, and I’m still a fresh
man.”
- ! —Texas Ranger
THE HON. BANANA
Essay by a Japanesy Schoolboy
/The Banana are a remarkable fruit. He are
constructed in same architectural style as Hon.
Sausage. Difference t>eing skin of sausage are
habitually consumed, while it are not advisable to
eat rapping of banana.
Perhaps are also intristing the following dif
ference between the two subjects; Banana are held
aloft while consuming; sausage usually left in re
clining position. Banana are first green in culler,
then gradual turn jallowish. Sausage start out with
indeffinit culler (resamble terrier cotta) and retain
same hue indeffinitly.
Sausage depend for creation, etc., upon l>eing
or stuffing machine, while Imnana are pristine pro
duct of Hon. Mother Nautre. Both article resamble
the other in that neither have pit or colonel of any
kind. t j
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In ease of sausage, l>oth conclusion are attached
to other saukiages. Hon. Banana, po other hand.
. are joined on one end to stem; other termination are
entirely loose.
And finally, lianana are strictly * meml>er of
vagitable kingdom, while affiliation of sausage are
often undecided.
—Pacific Telephone Mag.
LEATHER
JACKETS
See these New Models
of Suede, Pig-Tex or
('alf Skin Leathers —
Zipper or Button style
— Plain or Bi-Swing
Packs.
NEW SHIPMENTS
l NIKORM GOODS
Our stocks
complete in all
uniform goods.
are now
II lines of
DOBBS H ATS
KOKTINE
OXFORDS
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Regulation Slacks
Trench Goats
New Insignia
Aggie l nionalls
college Jewelry
New Broadcloth Shirts
WALDROP & CO.
Two Convenient Stores
Bryan & College
W hen In Doubt About ^ our
Eye* or Your (JniiHe*
< on*ult
J. W. PAYNE
OPTOMETRIST
Masonic Bl<ig., Bryan, Texas
Next to Palace Theatre
Give Ts a Chance
AGGIES
To Make You 1 x>ok
Trim and Neat
AGGIELAND
Barber Shop
R. W . Ivy, Prop.
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