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If a midget was a l»arl>er. would you call him a
little shaver?
AT LAST! A bright Aggie has discovered some
thing to do when you get to Bryan. Go hack to college,
Add similes: as rare as a second lieutenant who
feels that the military department was justified in
giving him only one button.
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Drunk (to bartender) : Hey gimme a horse’s neck.
Second Drunk: I’ll have a horse’s tail—no use kill
ing two horses.
—Yale RecorJ
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MAGAZINES And NEWSPAPERS
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SOL FRANK COMPANY
Next to Parkhill’s Cafe
He was in Them lab, and the prof was explaining
certain reactions to him. ; ^ *
“This liquid turns blue if your unknown is basic,
and it turns red if the unknown is acid.** /• <
“Sorry, but I’m color blind,** apologized the brain
trust. “Have you got anything with a bell on it? M!
—Medley
New Supply of-
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SHIRTS
Aggie Stationery
CAMPUS
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Turkey or C hicken '
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Mrs. Parkhill’s
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North Ciate and Turn
Right;
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Our stock is complete and our store is an
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You save 10'#' on your drug and sundry
purchases of fifty cents or more.
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