The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, November 14, 1934, Image 17
' " • ” J7 ‘ 7 \ , s i ij! y UB:. November 14, 1934 x Mother: What did Father say when you toUl him you wrecke<i his ear? Son: Shall 1 leave out the swear words? Mother: Yes. Son: Well, he didn't say anything. —Pointer ‘ \\ $ She: What’s your name? He: Tom Swift. She: You can’t fool me. Where’s your electri.' rifle ? —Cornell Widow’ , x t A t • Guide (in museum) : This is the famous “Antfelus’' by Millet. Visitor: Well 1 never! Tin* man had the nerve to copy that calendar picture that’s !>een hanging in our kitchen for the last dozen years. —Kittv Kat “Well, isn’t this a biology lab?’ ‘.‘What sort of tooth brush <kfyou want?" *‘l>emme have a big one; there’s thirty men in our fraternity." —Wampus Precocious child: Father, is it correct to say that ours is a government of the people, by the people, and far the people? Weary father: Hardly, my l>oy. Correctly speak ing, it’s of the people, by the office-holders, and for th** politicians. —Exchange “Bridget, didn't I hear you quarreling with the jmilkman?" “Nope, 1 just inquired after the. health of his sweetie." ». “Yes, and how—’’ “I says—‘How’s the milkmaid?’ An’ he got in a temper anc^aid, ‘That’s a trade secret’!" —The Oil Weekly MY LOST LOVE ♦ , So l»eautiful you are, tny winsome miss So t>eautfiful, and to the nth degree. But for all your grace and shapliness You’re not the gal for me; So tightly, firmly I did clasp you in my arms As we danced that slow sweet tune My heart was lost to your seductive charms Alas, you spoke too soon. I ; ’ V . j | . I ■ L • I 1* For wondrous plans of mine were smashed to bits That night when you did harshly tell ^ That you desired to leave—to call it qHits: ^ “Let’s scram—my corns, they hurt like hell!** >oc: “When did yo^ first suspect that your hu;;- _ was not all right meriully?" Mrs. Jones: “When he sp4*pk the hall tree and be gan feeling around on the floor for apples.” band 4 Hlapod