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THE BATTALION
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Who #aid BEAUMONT!
The preacher, at the end of a stirrintf address.
shouted: “Hand's up all those who want to k° to Heav-
! en!
A cjUH»t little man remained seated, and the
preacher shouted at him: “Don’t you want to go to
j Heaven?"
In a thin voice the little one replied: “Not immel
; diately."
A young bride walketl into a drug store an<l ap-
pn»ached a clerk timidly.
“That baby tonic you advertised." she l>egan.
“‘does it really make babies bigger and stronger?" (
“We sell lots of it.” replied the druggist, “and
we’ve never had a complaint.”
“Well. I ll take a bottle,” said the bride after a
moment, paid for it. went out.
Five minutes later she was l>ack. She got the drug
gist into a corner and whispered into his ear :
“I forgot to ask you al>out this baby tonic.” she
said under her breath. “Who takes it—me or my hus-
|band V*
—Log.
T C U — A & M
MAIN MESS HALL
October 20,1934
MI'SIC BY
AGGIELAND ORCHESTRA
- MISS JANE DeLESDERNIER
Interpreting “The Jungle Serenade”
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9—12
SCRIP $1.25
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