October 17, 19.^4
PUX CCLIC
1st: Tiat certainly is an ill-mannered dog that
you have. llurinK ttu* eniire dinner he kept nippitig at
piy heels.
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Maid (pverheirinK) : You would probably Ik* mad
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<k», it" <4<inuime wai ealin# <»ut of vour plate.
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“My, If didn't Know that you had electricity tvav
but here.”
A \ “We K^neratelit ourselves.”.
“I see. j( )hm tilent.”
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A sorrf»wiiur witlow, having a monument erected
In memory jot her late husband, had the following in
scription carved ujh ' n it:
“(»o<Kllj|>-, Heniv; My Liirht Has Gone Out.”
Three months later, when she was remarried, some
Kit added t|> the irvcription:
“l»ut 1-Have Struck Another Match.”
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—The Oil Weeklv
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Traffic cop: “Say, lady, where’s the fire?”
Lady Speeder: “in your eyes, you tfreat big gor
geous patrolman.”
—The Oil Weekly
Customer— “Have you any wild duck?”
Waiter— “No, sir, but we can take a tame one and
irritate him'for you.”
—Cornell Widow
Passenger: (on steamer): Have you dined yet, j
my friend?
Seasick man No, quite the contrary.
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—Cornell Widow
“Hear, don’t you want the cook to come back and
fix your orange juice and toast for you while I’m
away?” ' • ...£
“No, Mary, I’ll manage to sqeeze by and scrape
along by myself.”
—Sour Owtl
Diner:t“Here’4 a piece of rubber in my hash.”
Waitert “No doubt. The motor is replacing the
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Table Talks
It was their first day in military camp and two
Colored recruits wefe sitting in the kitchen industrious-
removing skins from potatoes.
“Mose.F dt'mabded the first, “Mose, why fo’ dat
officer kee||s callinL us K. 1*., K. P. ?”
“Hesh lour mouf, ifnorance,” advised Mose.
“Dat itm ide Abbreviation fo’ kt*ep peelin', keep
peelin'.”
—The Oil Weekly
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MentalSpecialist: . “An<l that habit of talking to
yourself—there’s tiothing to worry alM>ut that.”
k Patient^ “IVrhjaps not, but I’m such a damn bore.”
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—Punch
“So you went to Notre Dame, eh?”
“Yeah.’\ .
“You played football, eh?”
“Naw.' f
“Oh, you played in the baiwl, eh?”
“Naw.”
“The hell vou went to Notre Dame.”
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Hammer jammer
There is one infallible way for a Freshman to be
popular—lend an upperclassman money and then for-
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get al>out it.-c
—Punchbowl
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The city kid was roamin’ about the c<>untry when
he came upon a dozen or so empty condenstii milk cans.
Greatly excited he yelled to his companionst
“Hey; fellers, come here quick! I've found a cow's
nest.”
The Oil Weekly