T . « ' | >-• \ f THE BATTALION ■ ; iTUDLHT PUMJCITIOH Of ' . Til VfM CCIIIGI Of 11X43 COLLLfft 5TAT10R .llkki be named here. Such a committee should receive the hearty every cadet because it is for their benefit that the Welfare Committee functions. Student Entertainment Plan I- need for better entertainment ’on the Kecoirnizinir & roi* m ««rond data matur at the Poet Offic« at jCdkgs ilation. t HrT1 p Ut , a group 0 f students are circulating a petition to Taxaa, under the Act of ('onjrreea. March 8/ 1879. Subecription rata $1.75 par year, Adrertising rataa upon reqoeet.' \ |\ j' EDITORIAL STAFF \. Wade M. Wateon C A. Toach. E. CL Robasta. H. 0. Saaligeon — Jack Sloan H. F. P. 0. Poet M F. Flacke J. M. Shepherd A. S. Queen F. W. Brendle E. L. Mean A. L. Hill W. D. Party C. B. Huaaey Tom Mata. W. E. Fitxgerald D. M. Emery 8. R. Greer J. M. McNamara JUNIOR EDITORS T. W. Porter REPORTERS T. M. Brown BUSINESS STAFF Editor Editor —Sparta Editor Aaaociata Editor Aasociata Editor Asaociata’Editor ;W. L. Garrard t). L. Tiainger R. S. Evans L C. Smith Advertising Manager Advertising Manager Assistant Advertising Manager ..Aaaistant Advertising Manager Circulation Manager ..Aaaistant Circulation Manager Aaaistant Circplation Manager ... Aaaistant Circulation Manager . . Assistant Circulation Manager Assistant Circulation Manager Our Last Edition With the completion of this issue of the Battalion, the staff of this publication will have concluded its year’s work under the present editorship in the student newspaper field. Last week saw the circulation of our last comic magazine. It has been the aim of this year’s staff to cbver all of the news of the campus and present it in such a way as to be the most desirable to the student body as a whole* and we feel that we have done our best, even though the judgement as to how well our task has been fulfilled lies within your hands. Editorially, our ideas and beliefs might have been opposite to many, but we have tried to look at the issues that have come up during the year as unbiased as we might aiid have tried to draw the conclusion which we thought-rifht and just, whether it be the popular opinion or not. To thoge that might have been offended during the year, and there have been some, we hope that you have given the things on which our conclusions differed as much thought as we hgve. We hope there will be no prejudice or hard feelings hart>ored from the expressions of that we thought just. In our comic magazine we haven’t deviated-from the aim that we sat before us at the starting of the school year in our first edition. It was our aim to make the. magazine as humorous as possible without falling below the line of moral decency. To that end we have based ourfjregr’i work. A new staff will take over the reins after this issue goes to press—a staff whose publication should etcel ours and one to wh^m we feel proud to turn our duties over. To this staff our best wishes for a good publication and a good year, and to the corps our appreciation in making oyir publication a success. bring nationally famous entertainers to the campus—an ac count of which appears in this issue. If this petition is successful as a movement, it will ini* tiate one of the most commendable steps that the Corps has taken in a long while. That Aggieland is somewhat lacking in good entertainment has been evident for a number of years— is proved by the difficulty with which the average science- saturated cadet faces the social world on graduation. The college is in full sympathy with this scheme, but it s primarily a student movement. The only obstacle which can prevent success of the movement will be student indif ference. And, at that, only a thousand or twelve bundled sig natures will be necessary on the petition. This will mean a student fund of a thousand dollars or so (as each signer guarantees to pay one dollar extra on matriculatidn next fall). Student contributions would be supplemented by a sum somewhat in excess of a thousand, made up from ticket sales among the faculty and in Bryan. Students should note that signers of the petition will be getting for one dollar what will cost three dollars to non-student ticket holders, and five or six dollars to people who buy separate admissions. If the Corps accepts the idea, it is positive that (iuch en tertainers as Will Durant, Herbie Kay, and Cab Calloway will be obtained. Such an array of events—there *9 be at least five—ought to be worth any student’s dollar, however hard they are to get. It will be a shame if the idea has to be abandoned, es pecially when such programs are traditional at other Texas colleges. The movement is noble in purpose—we hope It will be permanent in actuality. Hillel Club Elects 1934-1935 Officers PASSING REVIEW— (Continued from pmN 1) forward to ... . brush 'up, on yoar line for pretty soon you nlight not be able to make it stick. Joe Gershovitx. Hillsboro, wan We think of eliding up elected president of the Hillel a year's work without putting our Clfb Sanday. May 12 at the last moitt likeable juniors on paper .... mbting of the club during this we 4^ ^ thwn by ^ school year. Other officers elected stripe., because you can’t. identify were Abe Mosesman, Greenvill", a m>n by his stripes or buttons vice-president. Joe Bimboum, sec- aft€r h e j, in rits clothes !...«• retary, Jerry Leiba. Tyler, treasur- yon know R. y Puc kett. Jack er, and Herman Waldman. Liberty, stringfellow, Gardner Post, John- , ihi .uy director. Also the club nie Warden. Robert Bell. George gate a rising vote of thanks to Jwrk and F ^ r | Martin. th«r former president. Harry MiUon Moor< rh . r , ey glnex, E. » Galveston. m. Neal, Ed kfears, Ray Mbsty and. After the meeting the Club Ch * r, ‘* RoHins! They’r.; regular went to the home of Dr. and Mrs. with th « m could ^ ^ | J. J. Taubenhsus where Lewis ke, « Wehner, Boothe and Bednarek. (irons presented a vase to Mrs. And who might be th* chesty Taebenhaus in behalf of the club i unior < u ~ Longhorn for refer- for her motherly interest in the ence) that has put Big Bby Pitt- An Almost- club Mrs. Taubenhaus then serv ed s delicious buffet supper to the members and visitors who were Mr*. Shulman, Mrs. Mosesman. Miss Gelber. Miss Divorkin, and Mr. George Samuels. HARDING SPEAKS To The Student Body: man on the outer rim around the M. E. Dept? A check-up on the fel lows who have been flouated be fore the public eye in this column shows Keeling with a small lead over Holmes and Cox. We would present a leather medal but a buck et of water would be much more appropriate. Well, enough seems to be too much .... it’s yours. A late news flash from the Bux- zard of the U substantiates our % : % I wish to make clear that the prixe winner even more d. . . the Greenhorn section in the Long horn. aa it sUtnds, was not written by me. So little of it is mine, that I did not recognise it. I believe in giving credit where credit is due, so T want all to know that the ’Aa incident which happened a week ago last Monday night when the corps was celebrating the winning of the Greenhorn was the product of J, Southwest Baseball Championship could have amounted to W. Dryden. To him should go the tournament held otvp'of the greatest tragedies that the college has ever wit- ho ^° r - I **• “"T that thi * h » d 40 4 »® n recently, neased had it “not been for the mere good luck of the occupants h ®PP* n - Yours, Buxxard reads: PILL KEELING. A and M. we imagine has received the following note: Dear Mr. Keeling: Please refrain from mentioning my name in connection with jacks in College Sta- of etne of the homes bordering the drill field. ‘ ^"‘Stdmeone standing on the sidewalk running directly in ffbnt of the Law and Puryear Halls discharged a 30-30 Army rtfle-'ni the way of celebration and the load from the rifle, I after passing through a limb on a small tree ik front of the hbrrtfe of Dr. Reeves, passed completely through his home and at fe distance of only two feet above the bed in which the occupants sleep. There is no doubt as to the fatality that might have ; happened to the person or persons that might have been so unfortunate to be in the path of such a powerful bullet. J; Buck a tragedy as might have occurred would have taken .all of the glory out of the victory, and left an emptiness in the family to netfer be fulfilled. It seems unnecessary to dwell on a subject that is so obviously apparent. • ...In order to prevent such a tragedy, there are other means from which probably more enjoyment could be obtain ed and no one’s life would be endangered. Why not resort to that type next time the urge for a celebration is felt. The place where the rifle waa fired was traced by means of a ballistics expert and a transit instrument. (Signed) Jack Harding. ; ELIZABETH HARDY. I Student Welfare Committee One of the outstanding student committees, and also one that receives leas recognition from the student body than any of the others, is the Student Welfare Committee. This committee, which is composed of students selected from each class, professors, dean of the college, and two ex-officio members; has probably done more for the college students this year than any other one group with student representa tion. This committee is open for any suggestion that might affect the student body in any way, and from the accom plishments already made through their efforts, we feel that an expression of gratitude should be paid that group. Probably the gn atest thing done by the committee this year was that pertaining to the matter of entertainment for the students over the week-end. The night show on Saturday night, a Sunday also for the reduction of the admission to the twenty-five cents to fifteen cents were first this committee. There are very few general student welfare that haven’t had with this committee. There are numerous other small things brought to the eyes of the college officials such as obtaining a place for the hats in the Mess Hall and too many others to .Li- far a mid show and from ip in the have GREYHOUND HOME... by GREYHOUND! 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