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THE BATTALION
A motorist was helping his extremely
fat victim to rise. “Couldn’t you have gone
around me?*’
“Sorry,” said the motorist sadly. “1
wasn’t sure whether I had enough gasoline^|
— Kitty Kat
MEMORIES
Poignant as molten moonlight
Slipping through sighing leaves.
Or the rhythmic chant of summer rain
Dripping from ancient eaves.
Is the memory.of that evening ^
When we sat in tin* blue room there. *
And you bluffed me out of forty bucks.
With a dirty, lousy pair!
— Buccaneer
Things I hate worse than Spinach with Barley
And girls who talk politics, discussing Jim Farley
Are radio bugs
And other nnjgs
Who say, “Vas you dere Sharlie?”
1 don’t mind okra with sand
Or Rubihoff with his coffee band;
But 1 can’t endure
The attempted lure
Of “Oh, you nasty man.”
—Buccaneer
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Your Mother
(JIVE HER THE ONLY THIN); SHE WANTS MOST
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1 AGGIKLAND STUDIO
Photograph' of Dintinction
Kodak Finishing Picture Frame*