The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, March 14, 1934, Image 21

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THURSDAY ONLY
THEY SWEAR OFF DAMES...
AND AT EACH OTHER!
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LOWE M'LAGLEN
the roughest, toughest mugs that ever
swung crowbars at each other in
NO MORE WOMEN
Friday — Saturday
SHE LL R R RING YOUR HEART
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PAT O BRIEN • GLENDA FARRELL
.ajfain cunaay and Monday
THE-BATTALION
Ozzie Nelson is fixt»d at the ('ocoanut Grove until
the middle of June, when he will do some “one-nijfht-
ers. M The Penner program of his is also set until July
15.
For novel effects, swinjr to the Five Spirits of
Rhythm. Five shady lK»ys aeeompany their weird and
wacky harmony, with a guitar and three tipples. They
have l>een together for a number of years, during
which they have made several sides for Brunswick,
and trouped with some of the best-know n colored l»ands
in these parts.
WKLL RKARKI) %
Her— I think dancing makes a girl's feet big.
don’t you ?
Him— Yeah
Her— I think swimming gives a girl awfully
large shoulders, don’t you?
Him— Yeah.
Pause.
Him— You must ride quite a hit. ten).
—Owl
The had hold man: “Why don’t you sift on my
knee?”
The shy young thing: “Because my mother told
me to stay away from joints.”
— 1915
What’s the riot in the Anatomy Building?
Oh. just the medical students rolling the bones.
—1923
Pug: “I lost my diamond ring last night while
taking a hath.”
• Mug: “I generally leave a ring in my hath, too.”
—1925
$10,000 SALK
STARTS SATURDAY. MARCH 17
W atch For It — W ait For It
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THK NEW GLOBE I). G. CO.
Bryan. Texas
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