November 15, 19.V?.
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l)runk at t;he door: “Will you tell me where the
other side of the street is?"
Woman: “Across the street of course."
Sot: **That!s what they told me over there."
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, DEFINITE punctuation
“Give an example of perio<l furniture."
“Well, I should say an electric chair, because it
ends a sentence.!’
ALL GONE
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He: “You i»ied to say that there was something
about me that yt}u liked."
She: “Yes, but you’ve spent it all.”
Professor—^Where is the capital of the United
States?"
’36—-“All ovjer the world."
—Bored Walk
“Everyone is crazy over me," said the inmate on
the first floor o(J the insane asylum.
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Football placer—Yes, it’s my ambition to be a
judge some day.
She—You're fortunate. Your experience on the
l*ench ought to b^ very useful then.
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ATTENTION AGGIES
Let us clean and press your uniform for thlit *■
Houston tVip.
WE CLEAN clothes cleaner tha
THE CLEANER THAT CLEANS CLOTH
CLEAN ' . . f j f
Agents in Halls
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Cleaners and Pressers
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Bankruptcy is the act of putting oneY money in
one’s coat and giving one’s pants-to one’s creditors.
—8p&ltpuwi
MARTHA WASHINGTON '
AND JOHNSON’S CANDY
Priced from KOr to $1.50 a Pound
FOUNTAIN SERVICE OF DISTINCTION
CANADY'S PHARMACY
"he Main Corner
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“■Y'ou said it. We were engaged three weekd be- .
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HUY YOUR COLD DRINKS
Candy and Tobacco at
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THE ACGIELAND GROCERY/1
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AcroMN Hie Street from Rxchanfe Store
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S. I). HUGHES. M*r. - ‘ J-
I’rof—A fool can ask more questions than a
man can answer.
/ Frosh—That’s why we all flunked.
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A NEW SERVICE •
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AMERICAN STEAM LAUNDRY
Has Just Installed Brand New Equipment
TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE SUEDE
JACKETS RIGHT
SEE OUR AGENT IN YOUR OUtUIT
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