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Advertising Index
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Advertising Index
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Aggieland Barl>er Shop
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Aggieland Grocery
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3
Aggieland Pharmacy
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20
Aggieland Studio
23
Aggie Cleaners
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1
American Steam Laundry
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3
Assembly Hall
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22
Beckwith Cleaners and Dyers
Buflock & Akin i.i 4
BuflcKk & Jones Barlx»r Shop j.I 22
Caldwell’s Jewelry Store...' 22
Canady Pharmacy I 2
Campus Barljer Shop.
Campus Cleaners .... ....<...i LI...24
Canopus Grocery rr . j... .23
Cany*8 Confectionery 1 24
Charles Nitch : ij 19
College Tailor Shop .". 2
Dr. R. Henry Harrison, Jr 1.....22
Dr. jLamar Jones j. 22
Pr. J. W. Payne ..1 23
-Exchange Store. 3rd Cover
Geo. Adams Insurance Agency j.....,20
Haawell’s Book Store t .”.4^... 23
Life Savers IL.. 1
Liggett & MyetH Tobacco Co Back Cover
ilodb] Cleaners :..j..„..23
jlofMpinen Ward & Co j 24
Palace Theatre -. ?. ...4 17
Mrs. Parkhill’s Cafe ; j 22
R. J, Reynolds Tobacco Co 2nd Cover
Sam Kaplan ^ i i
Sankey Park '. vc ..l 23
Sottmern‘ Pacific 21
Sir Walter Raleigh j..... .4
Uniform Tailor Shop j ^0
. Variety Store..,.yL —\ 4
Waldrop & Company .. i ^0
ZubrtcV Cleaners a-... b
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THE BATTALION
Waitress: “Spoon?”
Customer: “Sometimes. Do you?”
Men in session after dinner.
Ist; M: 44 And I tell you. I’ve kissed the girls at
Vassar. kissed the ladies at Bryn Mawr, kissed th»*|
university l>eauty queens, but I’ve yet to get greater
enjoyment than when I kiss my own wife.”
2ik| M (enthusiastically) : “By George, you’re
right!”
Painful silence.
—Exchange
A man pinned under his car after an accident waa^
being questioned by a policeman:
“Married ?*’
“N>,” said the man, “This is the worst fix 1 was
ever in.*
Log
“Man,” he cried, “there is an announcement I want
to make. Last night my wife presented me with a son.”
The men l>roke ranks, cheered, threw their hats in
the air, and general pandemonium reigned for nearlv
five minutes. When order had l>een restored, the Col
onel, pleased with the enthusiastic reception of his an-
nouncernent and the congratulations, indicated that he
had another announcement:
“Mtjn and officers,” he said, clearing his throat,
“I thank you.”
—Bored Walk
It seems there was some argument alxnit naming
the new dam out west after Hoover. The trouble was
that they couldn’t decide whether or not Hoover was
worth a dam.
— Ixmghoru
Flapper: “Do you practice what you preach?”
New Rector: “Certainly, my dear.”
Flap l*»r: “Ooooooh! Goody! I heard you preach
about sill.”
—Temple OvJ
“My husband is a deceitful wretch.”
“WHat ’s he done now?”
“He pretended to believe me last night when he*
knew I was lying to him.”
—Pathfinder