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THE BATTALION
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Rcxkefeller and Morgan tried it,
By putting their watches in hock;
But they had to leave it to Noah
To corner all the stock.
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—Annapolis Log
Why do you call her handle bars?
She handles everything and bars nothing.
—Skipp* r
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Crowd—“Hey! Sit down in front!”
Assistant Manager— A ‘Quit yer kidding. I don’t
bend that way.”
— Lampoon
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There was le.^s fruit in the barracks when the
corps returned froiyi Fort Worth.
“Today some nr
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aternities have gone to the dogs.”
>oth house-broke.”
—Buccaneer
Lecturer: “I speak the language of wild animals.”
Voice in rear: “Next time you meet a skunk, ask
him what’s the big idea.”
—Reserve Red Cal
“Why does a red-headed girl always marrv a quiet
fellow?”
“She doesn’t. He just gets that way.”
A widow yisitqd a spiritualistic medium who sat
isfactorily produce*) the deceased husband for a little
chinfest.
“Dear John,” the widow questioned eagerly, are
you happy now ?”
“I am very happy,” the spook assure*! her. £
“Happier than you were on earth with me?” the
widow' continued.
“Yes,” John asserted, “I am happier now.”
“Oh, do tell me John,” the w’idow cried rapturous
ly, “what is it like ih heaven?”
“Heaven!” the kpook snapped. “I ain’t in heaven.”
—Columns