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November 15, 19ii
“So you’re wofkinK your way through school. How
do you do it V’
Well, don't tell rny mother; she thinks I’m selling
gin but I’m really editing the humor magazine."
—Green Goat
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Why is a player piano like a skirt?
Because you have to have a roll to play with either
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—Skipper
Magazine Salesman: “Could I sell you ‘Life’, ‘Lib
erty’, or ‘Pursuit <if Happiness’?"
Old Maid: •‘Wfriat do you mean, ‘Pursuit of Happi-
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M. S.: ** ‘Youth’s Companion*.'
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—Aggievator
She (in dark hall) : My husl>a
h(e knew that you Jiad come here b
Husband: I’ve no intention of
husband would kill you if
again.
committing suicide.
—Skipper
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“Just think, Don tried to put his arm around me
r fbur times last night.”
♦‘My Gaw-d, what an arm!"
—Mercurv
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Waiter (in En|fland) : “Macauley used to dine at
* ^his very inn, gir.’’>
American: "It' must have been some eggs like
these that inspired him to write ‘Lays of the Aricient
Rome*."
—-Columns
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The skin you love to touch is usually covered up.
—Skipper
On mules we find two legs behind
And t>vo we find before
We stand t>ehind before we find
, What the behind be for.
—Juggler
Him: Why do you say that Adam was like a radio?
Him 2: Because he took a part of him and made
a loudspeaker.
—SJripp^r
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Prof—Will you men stop exchanging notes in the j
back of the room?
Stude—Thetn ain’t notes, them’s cards, iWe’re
playing bridge. | ' t b ]
Prof—Oh, I beg your pardon. , Mj ' -
1 —Yellowl Crab
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First Stew’d—^Who’s your close-mouthed broth
er over there?"
Second Stew’d—“He ain’t close-mouthed, fte’s
waiting for the janitor to come back with the spittoon.’’
—Mai teaser
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