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Student Labor
la the October 1 issue of the Texas Aggie, an Interesting solution
is proposed by E. E. McQuillen, editor of <hat publication, for further
employment of A and M students trhd need work to defray their
college expenses:
“One of the crying needs of A end M is profitable work for its
.many students who must earn part or all of their way through school-
Authorities of the College hare done everything in their power to
enlarge the opportunities for student* needing work, but have
rt‘8rh(*i the limit of these opportunitiei. The AGGIE presents the
problem tb its renders, with an appeal for their earnest consideration
sad ajj*~
not some kind of manufsetunng or fabricating plant,
where hand labor la necessary and equipment not too expensive, be
practical at College Station. A basket factory, rug factory, pottery
works, box factory, toy factory might be considered, or a dozen others.
"Some render of the AGGIE has perhaps had experience along
these lines and his advice, ideas and counsel would be deeply appre
ciated. If student earnings could be increased many boys now unable
to attend school would earoll at A and M. Let’* hare your sugges
tion*.” ' ! ' ' fv J i
In; kupporting such a plan to aid A and M, (be ex-studeats, who
speak through Mr. McQuillen, go further 1 than merely “doing thetr
part”. This year alone, two hundred and fifty Aggie* were aided in
re-entaring school by loans from the Ex-Students Association, which is
only one of the ways they helped in increasing our enrollment. If
their latest proposal were carried out—and it la a practical one—an
opening would be made for an unlimited number of future Aggies.
We have the raw materials, or they could easily be grown or sup
plied; me have the'machinery in the various departments, or we could
make the college curricula more practical by securing it for student
uae. Why, then, should the College not follow Mr. McQuillea's sug
gestion, or a similar one? It merits consideration.
A Challenge
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Gopher Hole Gazette
Lulha W inter grass, Editor
SPORTING NEWS
Ike Fitch*y has rstumed In a
hull from s fishing trip with Joe
Pea berry and mya h* will not go
with that sun
Personal
«Me like to
run me crazy, - ’
•aid the <Hs-
gustsd Ik*
‘He’s all tbs
time got tbs
hiccoughs, and
it makes his
cork look like
he’s got a bite
every three sac-
BrUfln Per*
Doc GillingHby has
quit worrying about the (set he]
rapidly becoming hold “Heir
day and gone tomorrow." says
philoaophica) Doc
ry Waites, who recently w«n
hi a raffle, says that as the
Henry Wl
a cow , _
animal doss oat give milk so fir
and ‘ ' *
is deathly afraid of nolroed discipline
to. K does not look like he wtl was sailed
get to caeh in on her. eddreee on
Ike recently started te set op •
photofraphef - tludi# r-d had a
•ice »ign painted. “We Specialise
la Life Mae blargcmeota." hot
went out of boshMse when Henry
Wakes brought la a saagshot *f
the Grand Canyon.
l our Health and Mine
by Doc Glllingshy.
Ouliaeehr. oeU-haeva teeel akyalaUe
•at meelesnee. tea enieewt UomU u
the nedteal pee/eeeleo by Me apt »►
WbSB if RWfllW WBW uko u Id
aet write a baefe ea "Whet the FaUeit
IbeaM 0. ttU tb# geeter 1
••Her eaU n ■ uke a Hb
•basis write ea ‘WWt the Doctw
De TUI the PmtieaU C««i« —IS gate.)
I have been ached to make a
brief disruooion of nerves L Uke
other doctors, am often asked.
Aren't nerves what make yot.
lump?" My reply always it titan
what makes graaahoppsrs so nerv-
oua? I do not believe this has over
boon answered. Nerves, 1 should
•ay, are whet asake you feel. A
person without nerves would bo In
a bad way if be bad no nerves. Oi
the other hand. b« might not after
aO, because be wouldn’t know ft
For mild caaaa of nervotaneea, 1
recommend two doom of Oillings-
by** Patent Tonic. For severe
caaaa, drink the entire bottle. For
vary severe cases, swallow bottl,
and all. you couldn't feel any
worse and it'll at least make yot;
feel different
Mrs Jee frnhawy has aggiaidd
la eemetMag new In latg mM|
Jee to appear la urntthlag aid b>
When Mrs Pee berry explained to
her spouse the hat was the Mteat
wrinkle. Jo# said no. there wafca
Uter wrinkle, aoe In bio for. h. .Ki
Congressmen Hubert BiaUP
la town Friday and wai
being asked If lie didn’t
how they u.M-d to play
when youngstem by peraone whops
parents at that early date used to
r children
LOCAL POUTIOIAH
STERNLY CALLS FO*
STRICT 1IXASUXX8
Henry Wei tee, who Im« week ran
for City Alderman and would have
received two votao If bo hadnl
been caught the hut time he
talked .nto a b. liotmg place, says
<rin or loest he la a believer In party
' Thursday evening be
on to deliver a brief
politics before the le
af the Friendly Ten Bridge
Club, and afterwards a round table
discussion was hek!.
"What would you my about a
person voting for the man he be-
!levee heat qualified for the post?"
a member baked.
“He’* a traitor to the cause," •
mapped Henry..
weTotlX
In ! r(’meinher
caught associating with
tough Binkl* offspring
Mrs. Luke Hinkley. whose
half went otj • vacation trip to
fAUNTY BELLUM S
Qurstioo Box
Dm Aunty Belium. 1 am
baffling Situation Last we
old pal agkrd me
' 1 only had I
mw he says
he owes me
in a
fling their wiv«a
Wlah you were bore. Henry.”
White vMung the reeervatien
Henry also bought M sham of
ftadt in an oil well and now sgys
historian* are gravely in erro-
when they a*y the Indian, after be
coming civilbed. has given up the
practice Of scalping
AMONG SICK J
When Luke Hinkley contract.-d
severe cold In the head, hia Upr
id vised him to go to bed and last
it off m It would never be crowd
ed out
Soeiai Pointer
Doc Oilhngkty ami led slyly wher
asked if be and hte wifi bad over
had a dlfforenco of sglBlosi. Tsa.
h* said, "but Mia don t know It"
WANim
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vounM
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wm the swmi rwallewer from
the rlrcu* ham Mat wash and
fiL^aSTJetIw'»Hh U u^'J
oocnct vy mb 8W wiui bb b*
wa wM ham la TAKE STEPS
We hamjadasad dwm knive.
UumM fcoswti o caps j
»to lend him ten.
five to lend him.
I owe him five
five and so that
make* uneven? Where am I?
-Financial Cipher.
Deer Financial Cipher: With a
brad like that, you're liable to te
in raagrms-
Dear Aunty: Could you suggest
some short table talk to on? go
ing out iq a formal dinner'’
Ambition*
Dear Ambitious "Pus the beam."
"Pam the butter * "Don’t you
get pr.tty sick of hash?*
Where d you gat these spoons-
they look Uke some I lost teat
year?”
Dear Aanty How on earth do they
figure out the distance to the
moon, etet,?
—Scholarly.
Dear Scholarly: That's easy. They
guaas at a quarter of it and mul
tiply that far four.
Dear Aunty: Tour type of humor
would ki| a mute.
—Elmer.
Dear Fteesr: Put me down two
bits toward the wreath.
PASSING REVIEW
SOPHOMORES—“Like faihs
like son"; only Nat Patton, stgi of
Senator Patton, is starting in at
the top instead of working his Wray
up as his father did. In being elect
ed president of the sophomore
class, Nat didn’t need to hand out
cards or make political speeches
—hia c lass ma tea knew what they
wanted. Evidently the sophs were
determined to make thiitg* flick
this year—look at their other
choices: J. E. Boots, rice-presi
dent, M. O. Price, secretary-treas
urer, and W. D. Nix, historian
IcRI EL WORLD!—That’s jS
our smiling Sports Editor, EL C.
Roberts, thinks. He wasted five
paged (this cute cavalry station
ery, too,) writing the missus, and
te and behold—two days later an
account of her wedding came out
in the Dallas News. He’s rtall
bleeding about the stationery.
could agree on plans for the Christ-
mas dance.
LET’S GO—All w* have to do te
cgMld (hone frogs, stew a little
bear meat, break the mustangs,
pall out a few owl feathers, dehorn
the steers, and the conference
championship is our*.
HOI SING PROBLEM
The cousin of Hiram Hoskins
having recently got out of jail, re
ports It not such a bad place as you
would think. "At least," he rea
sonably points out "you don’t have
to gri un in the middle of the night
to aoe If the front door'* locked ”
the problems of the world where their fathers Iear# off.
Today we have a double responsibiljlp. We mast take up the load
Churches
RECREATION—We won’t mind
these North Pol* showers and cold-
water shaves if the college offi
cials will continue leaving the
lights on every morning. It’s ap
preciated. Ain’t we having fun
listening to the radio and riding
the bull-flunkies’ bicycles?
4 BLUB GOOSE—The Royal Or
der, men—the cream of the crop
Something’s bound to happen when
Chief-gander Jack Harding, Grand-
goose-and ;a#^g|gMt4»4h»ggMhr
“Bird” Kelly, and Counter-of-the-
flock Carol Cox go in a huddle. Kel
ly thought he was a “gone goslin’
when Friday’s promotion list had
him down for taro buttons. The
chief gander kept the flock intact,
however, by appointing Kelley
military contact man”.
Dear Mama:
Getting to be a Blue Goose was
just duck soup for me.
Love,
Chief gander Jack Hardn rt
(P. S.) Ul’ Willie Stockton sprout
ed a few tail feathers last weak
and expects to be a full-fledgsKl
gander by midterm. He’s juft a
goslin now.
Luke & Charlie
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Building. The meeting broke up
early, however, as neither member
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Bah eft L. Jackson. Pastor
The record sunday school atten-
“Today, as never before, the nation needs the enlightenment and where Others have dropped it and we must have even that can sea w|>ere
direction that the celtege-trained man and woaian ran give. Leadership they have succeeded as well as where they have failed. Failuiie is
is the legitimate heritage of education; the power of knowledge is incal- now on everybody’s lips. Some of the timbers of social and govern-
culabie. But knowledge un-illuminated by idealiasi, may be oply the mental organisation have proved to be rotten, it is true, bat that does
means o| filling the dreamy vacuum of self with materialistic and trivia! not necessarily mean that aU are rotten. It is up to us, as the maker*
abaorpttens. Hope of the solution of world wide |emblem* mutt cume v >f tomorrow’s destiny, to cull the good from the bad. to use our eolMge- dance of the year was made last
through spiritual awareness and ardor.” j . J S \ training with intelligenca, to carefully weigh the ideas and information Sunday at the A and M Methodist
So Wys the American Red Cross in Issuing it* challenge to thc\ that is presented to us, so that when we come into our heritage we Oiay Churoh. It is expected that the
college youth of today to Uke upon theiritefcooldeni the r*sponsibilit> 1*# our idealism to an advanUge. < serior room will be filled next Sun-
whick is justly thert*—the responsibility which has belonged to the 'We need ardor, as the Red Crogk MigwU. but we need ardor Gm - day morning at 9:46 to hear R. L.
youth of every country in every age—the ro#pon*ibility of Uking up tured with practical rense, ardor that will give as courage and strength Jackson kpi-ak on “Man Finding
——— 1—* —*—'t ‘■■■L — f... to da $# oar ideals direct us, so that, when the!time comes to (tap God”. The dinner given last Tuea-
forth, can walk out of our alma mater and' say to the wailfaNg day bighUUxed the capacity of the
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Dean Kyle Thanks ■ .
Student Body Fof
Athletic Support
* ” \ ' In the following letter to Tho
WASHINGTON, D. C —Univer- Battalion,, D#M E. J. Kyle, Chtfr
.titles do not come under the pro- man of the Athletic Council, gx-
virion* of the NRA, according to a terds his appreciation to the stu
church. T)>e
at 11:45,
Universities Not
Affected B|JN R A,
Hugh Johnson Rules
morning sermon ctes-
allowing students am
ple time to attend to duties. The
pastor legves Sunday for confer
ence. ( /.
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Harvard To Continue
Student Labor Plan
CAJtfeJIIDGE, Mass. — Harvard
ruling authorised by Administrator dent body for ito support given Lniv#cj4ty will continue its ‘Tem-
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Y. M.
porary Plan for Student Employ-
:nent,” whereby funds are made
availabb to create jobs for deserv
ing students, it was announced this
week- The plan was inaugurated
last yaar aa an emergency measure.
.iugh S. Johnson, and contained in\('oll«ge athletics:
a notice to the American Council on \“I wish to tatee this opportunity
Education. to^^ongratulate,'and thank the stu-
"This ruling means that non- d «’ nt body for the splendid moral
profit making institutions under * n,j ftearwial support they have
private as well as public control riven atklettea.; I f-
hjxve the seme gtetus bb Hbvb BtBte ^There 6k b conBiderBble incre^M ■ wbs get guide for the
and municipal institutions which ta th ® percentage of students pgr- payment oi the needy students,
are exempt from the provisions of coupon books thi# year as ~T ,r !
codes,” President Cloyd H. Marvin compared with (he past several wjuad, and the splendid material
of George Washington University, Fears- The solid supjxirt of the on th* freshman squad indicate
head of a special NBA committee body, th# hard and efflc very clearly that we are starting
lent work being done by the coach on a new ora for athletics at the
ea, the members of the varsity A and M Collega."
WHERK AGGIES MEET TO EAT
Why!
Because there is where they nerve the m
remind you of Mother’s cooking.
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of the educational council said.
‘This does not mean that they
should not voluntarily meet as far
as possible the specifications of the
president’s agreement and cooper
ate in every way to aid national
recovery, however,” he added.
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SEATTLE, Wash -Funeral Ser
vices were conducted last week for
Dr. Henry Sussallo, head of the
Carnegie Foundation for the Ad
vancement of Teaching and widely
known educator, who died as the
result of a heart ailment
Dr. Sussalo, who had interrupted
an international tour in th* inter
est of education because of what
had been thought to be only a
slight illness, became head of the
foundation in 1926, after being
removed as president of th* Uni
versity of Washington. He had
been charged by then Governor
Roland H. Hartley with "mixing
education and politics.”
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