i- ■taUred is Q. M Uwis Gi E.L. Wi *. J. Si W. 0. L. W. c. T. 8. Room Reporter*: W U. Final Aff truDur POMicinoi or vfi ceuiei of tixas eouttfi tnmm.nihi class matter at the Poet Office at Colleae Station. Texas, uifder the Act of Conrress, 1879. Subscription rate fl.7( per jmr. Advertising rates upon request. EDITORIAL STAFF ^isr Editor Editor Editor Associate Editor Associate Editor Associate Editor Columnist „4^....Ait Editor JVatson, H. G. Seeligson, H. F Martin. C. A. Tosch, E. C, Roberts, J. I. Rollins, J. N Ferguson. D. L. Tisinger, Jack Sloan, L A. ReH. Tr> Ml R. H. Sam J. B. Helnea • F. W.j —jig flu W. M. Wat so a W. A. C'Onnal C. B. Hulsey . Tom Mctt Zm 1 eld BUSINESS STAFF - ...Ad^NrtMag MMRW Assistant Advertising Manager 1 ... .Assistant Advertising Manager t Aasistaat AijgaHlalna Hnafar AadllaM JhhHMm ■MHgw Maagar .....Assistant Cinrulation Manager j Assistant CMaaMisn HtafV Assistant Cideulation Manager IDLE RUMORS /f HE BATTALION Discussion Tuesday Nigrht S. R. (Ammon, Jr., head of the history department, lead the dis cussion cn the Far East question ’ant nigh: at the final meeting of the International Affairs Chib. The meeting has held in the parlor of the M C. A. Emhhaiis was placed on the lo cal dev41 ipments and the interna tional all nt on the question since the/Japanese invasion of Jehol. Campus Personalities THE ANCIENT] MAROONED i And again that perennial col /l : . J . . , • . ‘lady in his home town, who was ilelre studhnt, Judm “Chief Lou- : . . , 7T to keep it for him until next year. -p^hMaaeripB our ^sda^ aitaation. p aR t week he was horrified to find that the lp>me of the young A conference dark horse looms up in tht coming Southwest Con ference t^ack and field meet to be heM in Justin on May 12 and 13. It is tha University of Arkansas, who, unheard uf in a track way for the i^st several years, is plan ning to attend the meet with the strongest track and field team IS the history of the Raxorback in stitution, Ralph La Forge, Hog gridiron and sprhit star, was the biggest reason the Rasorbacks had for de feating the Tulsa University team in Fayetteville the other day on a muddy (jield 864-35(4. La Forge when entering Bizxell Hall, sot*? vandal who Has no re spect for college landmarks emp tied s bucket of water on the “Chiefs"! head. A search of the entire l.uildinvr proved fruitless, so Leupot Idft. When he made his ex it from the buil^infi Die same vandal again dum|>ed a bucket of water oq the luckless Loupot’s head. B lady had been burglarized and his ring was among the articles miss ing. this time “Chief dis- IN l HR HAT The Brat her-Ajggie spirit as we learned it is not! yet dead! Robert Uhr, signal corps senior, the unit’s foremost exponent of classical tea sipping, is awarded the leather covered that the wuter was coming medal for his mnscling-in promts- - from the roof of tie dormitory and euities with s fellow E.E.’s girl immediately dashed upstairs to friend. This lothano of the dot- apprehend the culprit only to find dash boys met the other Aggie’s him goal And ini the interim the giH friend at the ELE. dance not same culprit had locked the only *0 far back and was so smitten exit froi* the roof leaving Loupot he has transformed himself marooned on the roof qf the hall into a door-stop at the young lady’s where he consequently stayed for home in Houston. The zenith of his several hours as qo one would un- activities waf attained during the lock the exit. inspection trip to Houston when - -tt— upon finding that the young lady (BA 1 CHVjBCK ! had a date for the night with the K. C. j “Angus'l McCleod, first other Aggie, he stayed at her home satch. of “H” Oompany, is now until the other called, and then gnawing kis nails #ver a loss which stayed there and played checkers he iacurriNl indirectly. Not so long with her parents until she re turned. Whst-a-6»an-Uhr. Get it? ior ring, had a diamond set in it, _ „ and presented it !o a certain young took firs* places in both the dash es and sidded points in the javelin and KXO-yard relay to cop high scoring honors for the day. Though Arkansas may have the best team in the history of the school it will be a fairly safe bet that they will not be able to com pete on Cven terms with A and M. Texas, aed Rice, between whom the race will! be decided. And just which one of these three will come out on t)op is hard to say. When one track teams beats another, and then looses to still another bunch, the last winner most of the time Is the best of the trio, but when these three team are defeat ed by one of the ethers all the way around, then the going is hard. Sach is the present tangle a- rnong the conference favoritee. The Aggies decisively trampled the Longhorns, and then lost by a narrow margin to the Owls. The Longhoras came back strong and m« . rot defeated! the Feathered Tribe Members 01 SClenC6 JAMES OTIS CHANUK. JR. James 0. “Jimmie” Chance, a true campus personality, was born in Bryan, on February 17, 1902. An illess at the age of three months resulted in the loss of his hearing, and though he has suf fered this handicap since that time he has progressed ia a manner that would speak well for those not so afflicted. He lived in Bryan with his parents until seven years old Jimmie received his grammar school education at the Clarke School for the Deaf at Norths nap- Plans Complete For Final Ball And Junior Prom Final Rail Will Feature A War Dane* Between Sere nades and Ainfieland. With the selection of the Aggie- land Orchestra and the 'Campus Sefenaders to play for tfie final bal, junior prom and junior ban quet. the junior class completed the plans for final social affairs at A and M to be held June Isl and 2nd. It was decided that the' Campus Serenadrr* would play for the jun ior banquet, which is to-be held Thursday evening. June 1. from 6 t|o 8:90 o’clock, and thi Aggie- land will play for the junior prom on the same night from 9 until 2 o'clock. Both orchestras j are to plagr a war dance at the final ball oa the following night, Friday, June 2. . • ^ . Admission to the junior banquet will be to juniors only, while both jimaors and seniors will be admit ted to the junior prom. All stu dents are eligible to attend the finalbaH. | Term examinations in all 300 courssa which were scheduled for Friday, May 2, have been changed fn order not to interfere *with the juniors who wish to attend the junior prom. A schedule of these exami nations is posted on the bulletin board*in the main build|ng, Fish Nine Opens Season With Two Wins Over Lions Yinitora Make Only Two Hits In Second Gone Front Mar lines. The Texas Aggie freriimaa nine opened their current seuson last Friday and Saturday afternoons by sweeping a two game series with Co-eds Shipwrecked On Chirikof Island Rescued! By Cutter H r ; * 1 . If you want to> know anything about being shipwrecked on a de sert island, you ran got a pretty good idea what itfs like from the Misses Hilda Gdiobreen and Fran- eea Meuari, former co-ids at the Uaiversity of Washington, who haws just bees rescued, along with others, from s winter oa the bleak Chirikof Islaad off the coast of Alaska. | J ' The two girlf spent two months the Giddlng. Lions on the Kyle ® n t 1 * Die amount of field diamond. The freshmen slug- wiW had to sat to keep ged their way to a 9-5 decision in ^ k * t foe Diem sU intsr- the first tilt and won a pitching * tenderloins sad T-bone dual in the second, 5-0. 'teaks. After trailing ia the early stages Tl ‘* Fir Is w** members of the of the first game, the fish cinched J#ck McCord party which sailed the fray in the sixth frame by col fro » Seattle op the little schoon- 1 or ting 5 hits to score 5 runs. The game was ragged throughout, the fish having 7 errors to their cre dit, and the Lions 6. The freshmen found Hazelwood. Lion backstop, wild on his throws and stole elev en bases- Maxwell Proctor, freshman hurl- er from Dallas, got off to a bad start bat settled down after the third stanxa to hold the visitors to 7 hits. “Marty” Martinez, former Allen Academy pitcher from Hebronrille, held thp edge oa Heck, Guiding* pitcher, in a pitching duel in the second game. While holding the Lions scoreless, Martinez allowed but two hits, one in the eighth and the other in the ninth frame. Both pitchers were credited with 13 strikeouts. Heck yielded but 6 hits, none of the counters being earned runs. The freshmen had a perfect The price of admission |o these day j n the field, while the visitors |!thrre affairs has been greatly made 5 errors. With two out and reduced over last year’s prices, ac- the bases loaded in the seventh in- cording to H. C. Wendler of Boerne ning Nat Patton, freshman short- president of the junior class. stop from Crockett, put the game ’ ' on ice by hitting a double to deep er Dorothy in keajtrh of gold. Af ter leaving the girls and five other members of the party on the is land, the Dorothy wna wrecked, leaving the party with two week’s supply of food. It was not until MU« it February that the coast guard cutter Tallai- pooss took them +ff the island. ton, Massachusetts, and the Penn sylvan ia School in Mounty Airy, |L. Tul" ~»!~~ ~T Philadelphia. Hi. Bondar, ed U - ,0 ^ *'' k cation was received at the David son Individual School for the Deaf in New Hampshire. At the Teaas School fni- th* Deaf Mard>|n ■n Austin. Texas. Jimmie iddaumd nt E , Ho.ell. freiatrar his advanced education. Here he ^ f studied the printing trade, work ing in the summer for the Eagle Printing Company in Bry*n. Upon graduation he secured employ ment with the Howell Lumber Company in Bryan and is still em ployed by that firm. Today Jimmy is one of the main stays in Aggie sports. He is pre sent at virtually all athletic events whether on Kyle Field or in for eign territory and has his own me thod of making the team# realise his support. His favorite sport is football. Jimmy is a bachelor and is at present living with his brother, George G. Chance, in Bryan. America still is the ceuntry fre est from racial a»d religious pre judices.—Rabbi Bpmett R. Brick- ner. . [ center, scoring 3 runs. River Severn Ticjal W ave Tojfe Utilized wh „, , r Or Electric Power What it is to be young, he is begin- London—(IPj^—A gigantic sc he- ning to grow old.—Heame. me for hsrnesslhg the tidal water of the River Severn to generate electric polwer k -is being outlined here It LINEN SUITS 3 Piece $8.00 - LINEN KNICKERS Pre-Shrunk Plus lO’s - 12’s $2.75 SAM KAPLAN Bryan, Texas at- -4 ago, the first-hooter bought a sen- BAND TRACK MEN FiRST IN RACE Mile run: C- JL Herfurth, “C” Artillery; C. H. Rollins, “B” Engi neers; E. M. Bridberry, iB" Car-; airy; A. P. Mofkovsky, N H" In fantry; R. A. Barnard, “4" Engi neers; Time: 5:5«2. 120 high hurdkM: H. E. Meisell, “B” Engineers; ;iR. F. Hartman, Most and Terrel Account for MH ” Inf "*«nr: “ B " Ar * rwilfilMt MM Two Second Dllery; E. Stuterf, “B” Engineers;; Mace* for Musicians. J M D * v ^ ^ Artillery; Time, Against these three teams, none of the other schools in the loop have been able to make a good showing.! With three on an almost even footing, it seems that a few breaks along with points taken by the weaker schools will decide who will bo the new track and field champion of the Southwest. t track honors went to Sundby ifternoon when Lives from that organi- zation took two first places, two second places, and < ne fourth place to total twenty po ints in the an nual intramural truck' and field meet held on Kylu Field. M. F. Nootar, Bay City, und T. H. Ter rell El Phao, figu red largely in the victory for the Land, each man taking a met janq second place, and Terrell also win ling one fourth place. Second place in he meet went Infantry with Fo lowing closely “D” i rith seventeen points; Company “H" sutte* n and one half Com pan; r “G” Infantry with fifteen points. Terrell of the Bind won high point honors with hi i total of elev en points, winning his first place in th.i broad jump, second in the 220 yard hardies, and his fourth in the 100 yard dash. The summary ia a i follows: 100 yard dash: E. p. Stansot. “G” Inihatry; <). P Ws|ker, “A" Art illery; C. Pi Honey. “F” Artillery; T. H. TerrOU, Band; N. O. Thomp son. “A” Artillery; Time: 10.7. 220 yard dash: 1 F. D. Collins, “E" Infantry; A E| Roberts, “C" Infhntry; M. O. Cn w, “D” Infan try; C. B. Hussey, W F” Artillery; B. O. Mayberry, iB” Artillery; Thhe: 23.4 4*0 yard (dash; Ray Murray, “B Infantry; E . lleAri.~H" Infantry; MVCutchoo:, “B'’ 0»Tolry; R. J. Hodge. “B* Infantry; M. M. Dike- mat. •‘B" Cavalry; Hme: 55-3. 880 yard run: Ed. Heichardt, “B M- V. Skuteville. "A r . E. Spbncer, “F" Ar- Murray, “B” Infantry; •A" < 3avalry; Time 18.9. 220 low hurdlaa: J. K. David son, “D” Cavalry; T. H. Trirell. Band; R. R. Simpson. “H” Infan try; H.. E. Meisell, “B" Engineers; N. B. Allen. ’‘D^j ArtiUeryj; Time: 27.3. Broad jump: T. H. Tem-ll, Band; W. D. Collins, “G" Infantry; W. G. Allen, “D” ^rtillery; L. C. Roots, “C Engineers; C. H. Roll ins, “B" Engineers; Distamce: 21 I feet 9.5 inches. . * | - High jump: R. E. Duhon, “C" .Engineers; D. H. Barton, “H” In fantry; C. D. Ritter, “B” Infantry; Height: 68 inches. Pole vault: J. K. Davidson, “D” Cavalry and W.|li Boothe, “B“ Coast Artillery:! Me for first; C. O. Dalton, Artillery and F. F. Hansen, “B" Cavalry tie for second; W. D. Collins. “G“ Infantry; Heightt,!! feet, 8 inches. Javelin: W. N. Hickman. "D" Cavalry; C. J. Anderson, “A" Ar tillery; M. A. Stinson, “A" Infan try; L. D. Brown, “A" Engineers; J. H. Frick, “A”! Engineers: Dis tance: 151:10. Diactia: M. F. Poster, Band; C. D. Ritter, “B” Infhntry; C. G. Hay-! nes, “F” Infantry; A. P. Callahan, “B” Artillery; T.,‘ S. Post. “A” Coast Artillery; Distance: 116. Shot Pot: C. fa. Haynes. “F” Infantry; M. F. Nosier, Band; W. N. Hickman. “D“ Cavalry; C. D. Ritter. “B” Infantry; C. E- Mar cum, “A" Artillery; Distanpe: 38A. Rice’s hopes for the crown were dimmed somewhat last week when Ed Holloway, sprinter de luxe who was good for 10 points in any meet in this section of the country, pull ed a muscle. Unless he is back in shape for the big meet, Rice stands to lose several points, and the dash es will b« between Meyers of Tex as, Goddard of Baylor, La Forge Seminar Addressed By Dr. E. N. Schochs “Recent Advance* fn Atomic and Molecular Structure,” was the sub ject used by Dr. E. N. Sehoch, head of the department of chemis try at the University of Texas in an address to the Science Seminar Monday night in the lecture room of the physics building. Dr. L. G. Jones, professor of Agronomy and acting chairman for the evening, introduced Dr. Sehoch. Dr. Sehoch dealt ctuefly with the spectrum and its chemical signifi cance, the atom and its structure, and the chemist of tomorrow as compared with the chemist 6f to day. “The best teacher *f chemis try today." Dr. Sehoch said, “Is the physicist who studies- atomic is contained in the 6nal re port of a committee appointed in 1925 by Stanley Baldwin, then prime minister, to investifate the possibility of constructing s bar rage on the estuary. The estimated cost of the project would be in the neighborhood of $186,760,000 at the normal par val- ee of the British , pound. It would take about fifteen years to complete the project. DANCE \ Featuring HERMAN WALDMAN AND HIS BAND MONDAY, MAY 8 Scrip 1*1 us Tax $2.20 . I \> ^ [ ftfl;* il I* ± K. C. HALL 9 till I of Arkansas. Belcher of S.M.U and Kohler of A and M. Each of T ^ structure." these sprbiters pace off the dashes in very creditable time. “Honk” Irwin has a grievance because of losing two gold watch es last week. Not that he really had these time pieces, but accord ing to this weight heaver, had be been able to attend both the Drake and Ptnallolays held last week in Iowa and Pennsylvania respective ly, he would have been able to win a watch in each place. The distance that won at either meet were far ln-n**ath those that Honk’s consist ent heavss of the weights. This Kosse product probably would have given the boys up there an insight on homr the shot and discus are handled is the South. . I STANDING P. w. L. Pet. T.C.U,j 6 5 1 .883 Texas 5 4 1 .800 A. A M. 7 4 3 .571 Baylor . 6 3 3 .500 S.M-Ut ? 7 0 0 .000 Youth is ever in revolt, age alone brings resignation.—James Huneker. Return of 3JS Beer Greeted At Vassar Poughkeepsie, N. Y.-*-(IJ)—The ooming of legal beer was hailed by many Vassar College students in the manner appropriate. Several tea rooms and inns near the cam pus of the woman’s college began tk .sell the amber 3.2 per cent 1 fluid. Then the- fpUMty-studenl com mittee of the college got its heads together, and a notice went up on the college bulletin board. •’ It said that beer no longer could be sold or consulted on the campus. {SENIORS . Tfc* Matter of Insurance la A Serioua Problem THE SEABOARD LIFE INSURANCE CO. I CAN ANSWER THIS PROBLEM HERSHEL BURGEES, ptepeeeenUtive Y.M.C.A. Building Games This Week: Friday and Saturday—Texas vs. Baylor. mode eUthes or* mad* fm jJL J.1 t i A 1 I 1 jT 1*1 I 1 >1 A | ll.Ai 4- T- an An lea water test has veloped to find ia-early! individual a tendency toward high blood pressure. Th.s allows the prospective high blood pressure pa tient to care for himaelf before the infirmity ia upon him, and pos sibly escape it . 1 MOTHER WOULD APPRECIATE rs’ Day Card May 14th. 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