April 12, 193S
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r,'whaah bis name?”
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‘"Why did you divorce your huaband?”
“Incompatibility.” * 1 \ I ,
‘*Inconn*atif)ilit^?”
“Yea, He alwalla Woke UP about two o'ckxsk and
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Prof: “When two
is heat generated?”
Stude: “Yea,
u anted to go h<
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She’s a warm
that pretty blonde over there?
and how ahe does neck . jV.
mmy: “Uh-hilu ; Know who I am? J Vm bar
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: "Uh-huh. : K!bow who I am? I’m the biggeat
liar ia town. S’long?”;!: | J |
Stutterer (yelli^l at pedestrian): “H-h-h-bey,
1-look out, t-t-there’l a c-c-c~mr. Aw. hell, h-h^-hMie
didn't j-j-jump quiche enough!”
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. A village parson’s daughter eloped in her father’s
clothes. Next day the village “Blatter” came out with
an arcount of the elopement. It waa headed “Flu n
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A motorist stopped at a Wayside general store and
inquired of the rustic )>ropridtor, ‘•What have you in
the shat* of automobile tirea?”
“In the shape of automobile tire I have funeral
wreaths, life presertera, invalid cushions, and dough
nuts,” was the
A tramp paused WOtside of a farm house and
knocked timidly.
“Clear out,” shdufed the woman of the houpe, “I
ain’t got no wood fe xhop. There ain’t nothiii you
could do around ^ ’ ~
I’t begin to be a dangerous
hand in.
come together with forte ^
force ia not necessary.** *
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“No. you can’t tal
“Why not?”
“I don’t allow my
my daughter riding.”
to go out with college
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there ia. ?wuiam,t retorted the wayfarer
■with dignity. “I could give you a few lessons in gram-
• mar.”
boya.’
“But 1 ain’t a college boy, 1 work over to KeDy’a
pool halL”
“I beg your pardon, sir, my daughter will be
in a!