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ever dropped on a counter for a ti» of Sir
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“She doesn't wear
any!” | 1
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“Mother, would you
say that the goldfish had
a blessed event or would
you say Golden Jubilee?”
—longhorn
“Hula dancers have an
easy time of it.” .
“Whyr
“Oh, all they do is sit
around and twiddle their
turns.”
Sam: Whats your
name ?”
Josh: Joshua.
Sam: Are you ’ the
Joshua what make the
sun stand still?
Josh: Naw, Ts the
Joshua what makes the
moonshine.
Professor—**Can you
give me an example of a
commercial appAi*nce us
ed in ancient times?”
Student—“Yes, sir,
the loose leaf system us
ed in the Gfcrden of
Eden.
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Paul Revere: “Husband at home?"
Lady: “Yes.’?
P. R.: “Tell him the British are coming.”
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$e«d foe this
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pain in the neck.
“You say the boy who took you to the Prom last
night doesn’t know how to neck?”
“Didn’t, darling, didn’t.”!
—Lyre
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She: “If you try to kiss me, I’ll scream.” .
He: “Not with all these people around.”
She: “Well, let’s find a quieter spot.”
—Wampus
A c ollege; magazine is a great invention.
The college gets all the fame;
The printer gets all the money.
The staff gets all tge blame.
. L i 1 •. . | —Burr
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And then there was the dope that thought the
Black Prince was the son of Old King Cole.
—Exchange, j
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She: “Hello; rolling yobr own cigarettes?”
He: “Yeah, the doctor said I ought to get more
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. . . . Well, thanks for exercise.”
moving me up.
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