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A boy *nd a g^irl were dancing and the boy 8a«d
to the friii:
* 4 What a beautiful light you have in your eyea,
my dear." / ^
“Oh, that*s becauae of the beautiful color of the
dreaa I’m wearing.*’ said the gifl. “You aee, I have
chameleon eyes and they light up to the color of the
dress I have on.”
“Fine,” said the youth, “the next time we go out
v in mv car, I hope you’ll wear a green dress.”
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Mother:.“I don’t think the man upstairs likes
Johruiie to play on his drum.”
Father: “Why?”
Mother: “Well, this aftemoop he gave Johnnie a
knife and asked him if he knew what was inside the
drum.”
—Burr
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When I marry. I’m going to cook. sew. wash and
darn my husband’s socks, lay out his pipe and slipper^,
and read to him evenings. What more could a
than that?
Nothing,
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five years of age.’
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many of you haive read
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I wish to
the twenty-fifth chapter?
all raise thdir hands.
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lecture today on liars. Howf
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wouldn’t let anyone else kiss
John.
—Jack-o-Lantern
It may be true that there’s nothing new under
the sun but there’s a lot of old stuff pulled off under
a new moon!