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Case: “YotiVe taken elocution, haven’t you?”
Juliet “Ye#.” j
C.: “Can you say, ‘What am I doing:?* in four dif
ferent way«? M . ?
J.: “df course—
HAT am I doing?
hat AA) I doing?
hat am I doing?
hat am I DOING?”
C.: “Baking a damn fool of yourself!”
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Ditto; “She just now caught him telling
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—Lyre
LLtlil Mr
Woomi, says George Burton, may be divided into
two classes: Those who close their eyes vihen you kiss
them, andfthose who look to see if you do.
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“I’m ^ild, wicked, and extravagant with money.
Will you rfarry me and reform me?”
“No, fut lit rharry you.”
1—Browt Jug
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Old L dy (to street car motorman): “Please, Mr.
Motormani, will I get a shock if I step od the track?”
Motorlnan: .“}Jo, lady. Not unless you put your
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SANDY'S SHORT STORY .
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“There are tour requisites to a good short
explained the English teacher to the class. “Brevity,
a reference to religion, some association with ttife roy-J
ally and an illustration of modesty. Now, with these
four things in miiitd, I will give you thirty mindtes to
write a story.” . P
Ten minutes later the hand of Sandy wen
“That is fine, Sandy,” she complimented,
now read your s^ory to the class.”
Sandy read: “My Gawd, said the countes^* take 1
your hand off my knee.”
—Kreolltd* News
And then there Was the bright boy who tlought
ought to go to the Junior Prom because lA was
named for his daddy. ! * ’ ,
—Masquerader
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Proud Father: “My son is some WTestler fKxw. He
wredUM with all the big shots.”
Neighbor: “How so?”
P. F.: “He Writes that the Dean had him On the
mat the other ddy." |
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Lady Paaaebger: “Conductor, why did we stop
back there?”
Conductor: TThe train ran over a cow.”
J 1* P.: “Was she on the track ?“
Cpn.: 4 *No, we held the train while the cow
a blind canyon.*’ f
er chased her up
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