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Cribbers Association ba r prepared
suggestions for those students whose
social activities prevent them from
pursuai of th^ir scholastic duties.
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1. Practice writing Lincoln’s Gettysburg address
on a piece of Confetti.
2. Master the Chinese language.
3. Lea mi to read a Lithuanian news])aper upside
down at a distance of twenty feet.
4. Hemstitch ths first twenty chapters of your
text on youf red flannel underwear and go to clan*
in a cellophaMjsidt. |
5. After professpr has passed out exam papers,
playfully t<>?4 several tear bombs at his feet until he
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6. Takf ouiji l>oard to class and ask ouiji what
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7. Go {o class early, blow out fire in furnace so
that the healing mechanism will be deficient and pro
fessor will have to wear ear-muffs, making loud con
versation possible. * (
8. Use, the Eenie Meenie Minie Mo jsystem
false and true questions
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She may have been on the losing side but
should have seen her supporters!
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He: “Lm a little stiff f^om bowling.
She: * 4 \Vhere did yod say you were from?”
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Nowadays evciry't’iag iss done py machinery
Veil, I dunno, talking is still done py hand.
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‘‘My room mate says there are some things a yirl
. should not no before twenty.”
‘‘Well, personally, I don’t enjoy a large audieoc**.
either.’
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Dora is so dumb she thinks a goblet is a sa tor’s
child.
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