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IDLE RUMORS
Not an xlle rumor but • confirm
H fad—Tofiv B. Ketteraon brenka
into print aa man of tkc bent Kurdl
in« hcraemon in tbe nnnnla of Um
roliefc. Loot Sntnrdny, Tony en
toned himself and n G. I. horm
the Mid-Witter Horse Show for
one of the jnmpiac erenta. And
than nn their torn came, Tony and
the borne made a flying dash for
the hurdle, and an they got to the
jmap the horse noeonaidrr.d hui
not Kottoman. Thia sterling char
neter remembering that “a Ket
tenon never quits" completed the
Jump withoot the aid of the eqaiae
Not eqaine hat a king of horsemen
b Ketteraon.
. Speaking *f military figures—
Philip of Macedonia had hjs Alex
ander, George Washington his La
fayette. and Lieutenant Seybold
has his R. (J. “Frog” Cook. The
“Frog” from Paris, while report
ing to his Lieutenant last week
advanced to give what he hoped
wouki bn the snappiest of military
aaluies. As he brought his loft
foot forward (for clicking his
heels, Oscar) ha stepped into a
waste basket, stumbled, aad stuck
the thumb of his saluting hand in
his eye. And were there team in
his eya? Yea, he’s a mille-tear
man.
point of akcuring a room opposi
the elevator door. And every
the elevator girl passed by 11
Manuel indulged in an orgy
hand-waving, the little hell-raiser
And believe it or don't, this young*
stalwart obtained a date with the
elevator gtl when she'! got off
work TiH>k her to the show and
home in a'tani where she intited
him into b^r aparatment.
bering his another’s parting words
about strftge women in the big
city, ManMl refused gay, vocifer
ously objk^od!
AGGIES F! r -j
Contirtied from Page 1)
the Waco school Saturday will even
the hooks for the Farmers with
three defaaii aad an equal number
of wins. With two games looming
up with the powerful University of
Arkansas Rkzorbacks ia the Osarks
and another* battle aritk the Steers
in Austin, dunces ef finishing on
top are very remote for the Ag-
giee, but tjbeir remaining games
with the kfustaags and Horned
Frogs are oti the Memorial Gym
court, whicli is considered an ad-
SUMMER SCHOOL 10
BE HELD IP UK
-“ar^r-rriARE appropriated
Lcfisla
In 4
THE' BATTALION
rc
ture Now Convening
Austin Expected To
Take Action On Finances
Witkin Next Sixty Days.
Contrary to the rumor on the
campus the past week concerning
the summer schobl seeiion oTlVSS
aT~A and H, 9. CH
Bailey, executive
secretary of the College, issued the
today
that lunlmer
be hell] UTb-
ststyment
school will prWurtTty
usl this aummer.T'~
Although the money for th# sujm-
mer aeseion has not yet~heen
piroi
lature
r session has not yet boon ap-
pristed by the -tatM, th.-
ire at presentlponveipng is kn~
propriaObn wTlhii
t> the next thirty
of miy diys, M
*. Bailey said.
Wtist. fledgling cadet officer
wore his new slacks to “Bull text”
class only to have the dirty boys
take off his trousers, place them
on Major Wheeler’s desk, and keep
them there until the class started,
raakiag him go after his trousers
in his sherte? None other than the
same Billy Townsend who crashed
• Jnto Rumor headlines last week. We
"have heard of Military Science
sharks but net Military Science
Shorts. No, Oskar, he wasn’t wear
ing red flanneb.
Ferre ef habit b a dreadful
thing as Johnny Weaver, first ser
geant of “A” Battery. Field Artil
lery. will aver henceforward. Last
Sunday night. Johnny while re
turning from eae of the campus'
greasy speen cafes, decided to
crash the gate on a show at the
Anseakbly Hall by way of staying*
ia prsctirt* ia hb gate-crashing
habits. Sneaking up through hb
private entrance Johnny proceeded
to lead several companions into
the Amembly Hall ealy to find oat
that tic show was a free one be
ing presented by the YMCA.
vantage. d
Tight guarding was displayed by
the Bears iri the Waco game last
Week when Captain Joe Moody of
the Aggies baa held to only two
field goals, h - other two counters
were made tia the free throw
route. Barnett and Parks, spark
plugs of the Baylor play last Sat
urday, ti^d bith Moody for high
point honors.
Coach John Reid will probably
start the santo five that opened the
fray in the la^t game with the
Bears, C*plain Joe Moody and Earl
Horn at the forwards, Joeko Rob
erta and Clafence (Bull) Marcum,
guards, and Joe Merka at the pivot
positions, witk Earl Shepherd. Ray
Murray, Arthur St.-nrel, Griffin
Breaxeale, and Bob ( onnelbf; as
serves.
Baylor wilt probably start the
same five that came near to turn
ing back the 'Reidmen in the last
game which includes; Parks, Jam
es. Captain E^rnett, Wells, and
Reynolds.
of Technical Nature
According To Survey
In commenting on the use of the
ibrary and its contents. T. F.
ayo, librarian, declares that in
ew of the fact that A and M b
technical institution, the annual
untary circulation of hooka b
urprisingly large. Little interest
shown in fiction, but books deal-
^ with economics, sciences, and
problems that confront college
Students are most popular aa evi
denced by that fhet that thare b
usually a waitiiA Ibt for books
of this nature, Mr. Mapo said. A
book entitled, “Modern Marriage"
by Popenoe, b ine of the most
widely read volumes in the entire
library. It deab with ir paMbf
problem in a clean and instructive
manner.
The college lil>rary contains 26,
000 Volumes snd government docu
ments; hound periodicals and man
uscripts total I7A00. The periodi
cal department of the library re
ceive* current copies of a wide va
riety of magasines and newspap
ers and contains complete sets of
back numbers of a great number
of periodicals. In the case of the
North American Revbb, the file
of back numbers flWte with the
first issue of the magasine which
appeared in 1620. Copies of the
Reader’s Guide dan back to 1910
furnishing sources of information
on subjects that ^hy have appear
ed in magazines at any time. These
hooks give ike article, date of pub
lication, and page numbers for all
magaxinee containing material re
lated to the subject.
The firot term of the 1932-’S3
session showed an increase of 1,.
250 in the number of books cheeked
out by students. This figure does
not include the large number of
government documents snd perio
dicals checked out daily, ir. Ifayo j
reports.
A ADD M RIFLE
M WINS FOUR
OF SEVER MEETS
FretthajMI Rifle Team Will
Meet Allen A< ;id«>my Team
; In Bryan N^xt Wednesday.
Winning four put of seven mat
ches. tha A and M Rifle Team com
peted ill fleet two weeks of com
petitive firing in. matches with the
Utiivera|^r of Georgia, North Car
olina State College. The Citadel.
Prenbytfrian College, New York
Ulnvarsity, Wofford College, and
thp University of New Hampshire.
The iebknd week’s firing showed
grfat improvement with the av
erage scores running five points
hidher thhn the previous week.
B. H. $amuels. Sun Antonio, led
RiilHjl last week with a score
of <36i; /ollowinn c ^ OM lT were O.
A. Bewsgd. San Antonio, and W. S.
SiitbUir,’'Galveston, with 864 each.
Others whose scores ranged from
251 to $B1 were J. R. Knotts,
KeApiflpaMth Tucker, Burkbur-
[J I.
nett} J.
hardt, I
J.
J. c. <
r Huffs
E. Frans and
Dallas; and Roy
T. A Gerdrum. and J. A. McDa-
vitt.'all of San Antonio.
Schedule for this week includes
matches with the University of
KdMMusky, the Univeraity of Wea-
■ ' Maryland, Depauw Univer-
’, the University of Akron. Knox
South Dakota Stale Coi-
Idge. Near York Military Academy,
Michigug; College of Mining end
Technology, Deridson CoQege, and
Kemper Military Academy.
-jAcronfinM Ur Lieutenant J. E.
Keierson coach ef the team, the
Freshman rifle team will engage
in a match with the rifle team of
Albn Academy next Wednesday
afternoon in Bryan.
r
TABLE or
COUNTER? l' ■ ; M
Yea will he served the MUC extraordinary feed at
either.
DELUXE CAFE A CONFECTIONERY
Across from the Palace
I should prefer t<> admit a mil
lion morons than a million gen
iuses to the United States, because
the morons could ha put to useful
work which none of us want to
da.—Prof. J. If. Osman.
—
And after a continued abence B.
M. “Trixie" Gottlieb returns to this
column with one of his usual un
usual encapudes. Last Sunday while
“Bench Mark” was in Houston on
the LONGHORN’S expense he and
“Rusty*' Smith, 1 that sterling old
Corsicana character, stayed at the
College Employment
Bureau Finds Work
For Twelve Hundred
We are only now extending to
all ebssea th4 facilities for good
living which t^e wealthier Cretans
had 7.000 yeaiy ago -Sir Banister
Fletcher.
T
WHY PAY MORE
*
WHEN YOU CAN BUY FOR LESS AT—
SAM KAPLAN’S P
Special Prices on AD Uniforms and Civilian Clothes
To Students
xt Service
'oi? Your Watch
J l >.
An 'ifcatrumdnt so deli-
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wntclt, requires expert
aftelition. K< ? ilar clean
ing And adjusting insures
yhu receiving'the service
front 5 your watch that
ydu inquire. Our experi-
eilce of 35 years is at
your arviee. »
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Bullock & Jones
BARBER SHOP
Free Shoe Shines on
Monday 1
HAIRCUTS 25c
Minneapolis. Minn.. Feb. 1.—Ap
proximately 1200 students have
been given employment by the Uni
versity ef Minnesota employment
bureau since last fall, the bureau
reported this week. Applications
totalled 3000.
AX.Vli.wm.Y
J_H.VIX|
“PACkIuP YOl’R
TROUBLES”
I**
LAUREL AND HARDY
Saturday 12:30 P. M.
The Educated Dogs
Mr. Gatchell will present hb ed
ucated dogs in the Assembly Hall
Tuesday, February 2, from 6:80
P.M. to 7:80 P.M. Miss Qneenie, a
collie; and Miss Tammie. a police,
.Bach have a vocabulary of sixteen
hudred words. They are expert
mathematicians Vnd will obey the
ordait of any person.
Mr. Gatchell promisee to reveal
the psychology of training dogs.
Stating that there are none too
dumb to barn.
The Boy Scout Troop of the cam-
pas will sponsor this entertain-
ment,* and the admission
“UNHOLY LOVE”
With
LILA LKK aad
H. R WARNER
Saturday 6:30
And After the Basketball
Abe one
sb
Technocracy
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who can buy good tobaccos and manufac-.
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nothing short of foolish.
For all tobacco ia sold in open auctions
—where anyone can buy if he will pay the
price. Even the machines on which differ
ent cigarettes are made are alike.
This much, however, is true: By using
the rifkt kinds of Turkish and Domestid to
baccos in just the right proportions ... by
Mending and cross-blending them together
in the most careful way ... we make Chest
erfield what smokers say it ia... a cigarette
that’s milder, that tastes better. Just try them.
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