The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, January 18, 1933, Image 5

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FOR QUALITY '
At Rvuoiiablr ( out
J. F. HOUCK & SON
For«erl> ( aaipuii Shoe.
Shop
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THOSE GOOI
MALTED
We Still Make Them»
King’s, Whitman’s am
Pangburn’s Candies
SANDWICHES AND
COLD DRINKS
Holmes
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Bryan Phone 221
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COLD
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New
Arrived at NEW
LOWER PRICES
Coats
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Jackets
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Broadcloth Shirts
Officers Dress Shoes
$3.95
Dress
NettMon Dress
Nettleton Field
SPECIAL
$19.85 ' I i'j j
| Buy Now—And Save
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& COMPA
Two Convenient
Bryan and
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WHO, ME 7
Wise Guy (boarding a street car): “Well,
Noah, is the ark full?”
Conductor: “Nope, we need one more jack
ass, come on in.
-Log
Gladys—“Mabel is, two laps ahead of Emily
in their leap year race.T
Phyllis—“Two lap^?”
Gladys—“Yeah, Harry’s and Bob’s.”
“How did you likd the girl you took home
from the dance?”
"Awful.”
"I couldn't kiss hetf either.”
Burglar (after beihg caught stealing in an
old maid’s bedroom): ’fPlease let me go lady, I
never did anything wrote.**
Old Maid (all smiles): “Well, it’s never too
late to learn.” ' I
-Rammer-Jammer
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t Kisses carry germs* ’tis stated;
Kiss me, dear, I’m vaccinated.
—“Banks
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A Harlem sheik whi> has heard a lot of talk
about the great White!Way says it’s proljably
no better than the Colored Way.
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-Eye-Opener
The meanest Scotchman we’ve heard 'of is
the one that tells his ch^dren boogey-man stories
so he won’t have to buy them oil.
—Bored Walk
There was a girl nafned Passion,
I asked her for a date
I took her out to dihner
My God, how Passionate!
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THE BATTALION
BULLOCK & JONES
BARBER SHOP
Free Shoe Shinen on
Monday
HAIRCUTS 25r
STOP AT—
BILL & GUS
j Confectionery J
| SANDWICHES -. I
COLD DRINKS |
CANDIESI
At Masonic Temple J
Navasota, Texas I
Save Your Eyes
A brief half hour devoted |
to an eye examination l
may mean a much briuht-
er. happier year for you!
, Connult
Dr. J.- W. Payne
Optometrist
Manonic Bids. Bryan. Tex.
AMW
ASNTLVVHLY
HALL
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“DR. X”
LEE TRACY AND
FAY WRAY
Saturday. 12:30
NO MORE ORCHIDS
with
CAROL LOMBARD
This is a first run picture
in its 16th consecutive
week on Broadway.
Saturday, 6:30 and after
basketball same
BIRD OF PARADISE
with
DOLORES DEL RIO and
JOEL McCREA
Wednesday. January 25th.
6:30 -