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A coy .young maiden walked into a doctor's
office, weife ovet* to the middle-aged man, ex- \
plained her troubles and asked him to examine ‘
her shoulder. He responded agreeably and began
to examine her thoroughly. It was not long until -
the blushing young maiden looked down and said,
“But doctoral that isn't my shoulder you're ex- i
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We hear a new version of the king that had
the three beautiful daughters. One day a young
from a neigh 1m .rmj: realm came to court
the three daughters, and find which of them he
would marry. He courted the first daughter, but
alas, she was too fat. Then he courted the second
iter, but all for naught, she was too thin,
he wooed the third daughter, but no, she
tall. So he married the king, because after
all, t^iis is a fairy st^ry.
—Exchange
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—Kitty Kat
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fainted
“I think you are a pain in the neck.’
’ell, thanks for moving me up.”
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fainted and they brought me to. So I*
“Why?”
|ie: “Can you take it?” ’ \
Stt-nn^raphor: “Sure, 90 words a minute.”
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brought me two more.”
—Aggievator
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: “Bit it says no parking here.”
1 He: “Well,—I'm filling to go as far as you
say.
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1st. Customer—Pie me, fella.
2nd. Customer—Hamburger me.
1st. Customari-Coffee me.
^nd. Customer—Why er-a I'll have a glass of
milk.
—Lyre
Artist: Are you a college woman, young
lady?! J x-
Model: Yes, sir.
Artist: Then you won’t do. I want <o paint
a picture of the Virgin Mary.
—Kitty Kat
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Oh, don't get up Jdrs* Van Asterbilt, I only
want to shavf.^
—Rammer-Jammer
“|)id Fannie Hurst write ‘Back Street'?”
Fannie Hurts?”
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He: “I like to take experienced girls home.'
She: “I’m not experienced.” ' u
Hi: “Well, you’re not home yet, either.
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men
shows (hat for every four
than 8$ years hid. there are seven wom
en. But it’s too late then.
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Msn (in department^ store): “I want to buy
a brasdiere for my better half.”
Sales Girl: “Yes sir;-now do you want some
thing fer the other half?*’ £
—Voo Doo/
Wanted: Burly, beauty-proof individual to
read meters in sorority houses. We haven’t made
.—The Ga
a nickel in two years.-
Gas Co.
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