L (L i THE BATTALION THE BATTALION Student weekly published by the students of the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas. Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office at College Station, Texas, under the Act of Congress, March 3, 1879. Advertising rates on request. Subscription rate $1.75 per year. EDITORIAL STAFF CLAUDE M. EVANS Editor-in-Chief PHILIP JOHN Managing Editor M. J. BLOCK Associate Editor D. B. McNERNEY Associate Editor W. J. FAULK Sports Editor H. G. STROMBERGER * Columnist C. E. BEESON Staff Correspondent J. L. KEITH Art Editor RUSTY SMITH Cartoonist W. 0. SANDERS Cartoonist Reportorial Staff: R. A. Wright, H. G. Seeligson, R. L. Elkins, E. L. Williams, G. M. Dent, Lewis Gross, E. C. Roberls, W. H. Mecom. BUSINESS STAFF B. G. ZIMMERMAN Advertising Manager TOM C. MORRIS Assistant Adv. Manager TRYGNE BOGEVOLD Assistant Adv. Manager E. M. LIEM Circulation Manager GEORGE C. BRUNDRETT Assistant Circulation Mgr. The Ostrich And The Aggie There was once an ostrich, who, hiding his head in the sand, thought that he was hid, but the hunters came up on him and plucked his plumes. Idiotic ostrich. There are A and M students, who, hiding their identity beneath an assumed name, think they are safe to do as they wish, but observing hotel clerks notice their uniform, and the school soon becomes a nest of petty theives and undesirables in in the eyes of the state hotels. A uniform has its advantages and its disadvantages. The disad vantage is that when one uniform goes wrong, all of them are under suspicion. If you must raise hell, swipe souvenirs from your hotel rooms, have guests, or do anything which will make it to your advantage to register as Francis Hall or Bill Jones, don’t make it hard on your brother Aggies and the college authorities by brazenly wearing your uniform. If this practice continues we’ll have the faith of the people, the conveniences we are entitled to, and our peace of mind; plucked from us. The ostrich eventually gets his feathers back, but faith is some thing that is long gone, when it is lost. Freshman Discussion Groups Start Tuesday Freshman Discussion groups will start next Tuesday it was announc ed at the meeting of the Y cabinet, Monday night in the Y parlor. The Y cabinet organizes these groups in all organizations and selects the speakers for the discussions which are on subjects pertaining to col lege men and college life. Handball Latest On Intramural Program Starts Monday Dec. 7 Plenty of speed and action is expected when the intramural handball players step into action Monday, December 7. Leagues and schedules of games will be posted in the gymnasium some time dur ing this week. Because of the growth in popularity of this game, one of the longest schedules to date has been planned for the coming season. ODD THINGS AND NEW—By Lame Bode w f/?ANK 0/.EMDER - o$ Brooklyn- ■nfiev 708 pounds WITH ONE F1HGER / Siamese EARS Of CORN..., - thrown by £ C. Garber ^ Dunkirk, Ind. C Jmj .’.At © McClure Newspaper Sjndicate saanagaes VVAZTER GlESEKlNG — -famous German pianist- CAN CO\lfR IZ H£YS WITH . Hi ONE HAND / Thr lER&BST SfAtE HAS THE SMAAEST TREASURER.. -CHAR/ES lOCKHARl, TREASURER Of i TEXAS, Ij <-—_ IS ONZ.V 45 INCHES 1f)LL CWNU Service.) THE PAN By D. B. McNerney The pigskin and the wishbones— have reaped their harvests of sorrow and joy so it now re mains with us to dust off the text books, deposit the few, very few pennies that escaped the on slaughts of the past football sea son, and settle down to the busi ness of paying back “interest” on our scholastic investment. Uniform Tailor Shop TAILOR MADE SHIRTS, BREECHES BLOUSES and SLACKS iMendl & Hornak, Props. The evenings are going to be long— now that yell-practice is no more, but, invariably, none of us will take advantage of this ex tra time by investing in some worthwhile reading or taking ac tive interest in some form of campus life outside the regularly prescribed courses of study. The sign down by— the realroad station reads “a dollar’s worth for each dollar invested,” but that doesn’t mean that we should sit back, and, without any extra effort, watch the oportunity to increase our educational income slip by un molested. By M. J. BLOCK NOTICE SENIORS AND JUNIORS! Every one wishing a Senior Ring or a miniature ring by Christmas should place orders this week. If ordered any later it will be impossible to get it by Christmas. CALDWELL’S JEWELRY STORE Bryan, Texas LUCCHESE I BOOT CO. Made to order Boots, Belts & Shoes. Write in for or der blanks. 215 Broadway, San Antonio, Texas. W. F. Gibbs & Son LOWER PRICE LEVELS ON BROKEN SIZES 12.50 Gaberdine Shirts.... 9.50 10.00 Serge Shirts 8.50 9.00 Serge Breeches .... 7.50 8.50 Serge Slacks 4.95 4.50 Wool Shirts 3.50 3.50 Wool Shirts 2.50 2.50 Broadcloth Shirts .. 1.95 2.00 Broadcloth Shirts .... 1.65 3.50 A. & M. Coveralls .... 2.50 Corduroy Jackets 2.95 to 3.95 Suede Jackets .... 7.50 to 12.50 Aviation or Trench Coats 6.50 Wool Sweaters .... 3.95 to 7.50 Packard, A. & M. Special Dress Shoes .... 6.50 to 8.00 Our Special Dress Shoe.. 5.00 New Stock Dunlop and Bor- solino Hats arrived today. The past football— season has been a most success ful one. Not only because we beat Texas, as some of the State U students might believe, and scored more actual than moral victories, for these number among our lesser accomplish ments, but the fact that we made favorable impressions upon the populace of the cities we visited has done as much as to make the past a successful season as any victorious gridiron cam paign. War and depression— seem to be the chief topics of conversation these days, outside the “bull-rings,” of course. Al though they may seem of a con tradictory nature, after all it’s only logical to think that the unemployment problem could be solved by the anhilation of its millions of causes in a great big war, which, if modern inventions prove practical, should last only a few painful days. Then too, all the “big money” men could reap golden harvests at the ex pense of poor Uncle Sam’s pock et-book, which is at present suf fering from a terrible attack of prohibitionitis. Speaking of Prohibition— (it’s being done these days, you know) maybe the next war will find women in the men’s places at the front, then we men can turn the tables, so to speak, by “legislaturing” the swinging doors, sawdust, and brass rails back to the modern speakeasies which place they held ere those frightful days of 1918 A. J. B. (After John Barleycorn). Let’s all of us attend— • the Turkish debate Saturday night, December 12. That would be a step toward the extra in vestment we were just “harping” on. When we are considered college men, we are also given the assump tion that we are gentlemen. By gentlemen, it is meant that we are to know the difference between courteous and discourteous things; niceties and glaring errors of eti quette. One is supposed to have left behind him all mannerisms that would tend to ostracize him self from society. Yet— There are still a few who will continue to remain obnoxious to us by behaving similiar to three- year-olds. By this I mean the con duct at corps dances, especially the one held last Thursday night. The act of “breaking” a couple may be considered a fine art or it can be used as one of the most vulgar mannerisms attainable while attending a dance. The law excuses drunk people for some mis demeanors; so shall we excuse this class of inebriates. But— There is no pardon held out for the man who deliberately tears a- side the partner of the young lady; there is no excuse given to the fellow who consistently shoves the “other man” aside; and there is no forgiveness given for the man who “cuts in” in an impolite man ner. It is certainly a good way to keep from growing old for there may be a hot-tempered man to deal with if this practice is used upon him. There is no set way laid down in writing that a man may break another couple, but it surely shows lack of breeding if the part ner is thrust aside in a vicious manner. In prehistoric ages, we are told, man used to fight for their women. That was in prehistoric ages. But, if called upon, a man may have to fight for his honor in present days is this rude condition continues to exist. LETTERS— (Continued from page one) Freshmen football players to whom numeral awards were made are: J. G. Cooper, Schulenberg; Robert Connolley, Fort Worth; Odel Conoley, Amarillo; John Crow, Milford; E. O. Fowler, Fort Worth; W. Griggs, Decatur; J. T. Gregory, Tyler; W. E. Hurst, Fort Worth; W. T. Jordan, Fort Worth; J. R. Knotts, Kemp; W. R. Kim brough, Haskell; S. I. Maxwell, Leonard; H. M. Moehlman, Bryan; J. B. Roach, Decatur; R. W. Russi, Houston; Wilbert Randow, Hal- letsville; Jack Stringfellow, Ter rell; B. F. Spain, Decatur; V. T. Tracy, Corpus Christi; Jack West, Harlingen; W. O. Watson, Glade- BEFORE YOU GO HOME XMAS— HAVE THOSE SHOES PUT INTO SHAPE— Prices to meet your pocketbook. YOURS, THE CAMPUS SHOE SHOP Over Exchange Store SHOW TALK By Philip John Thursday, Friday, Saturday — Palace—“Get Rich Quick Walling ford.” Friday—Assembly Hall—“Com mon Law.” Saturday — Assembly Hall — “Monkey Business.” Preview Saturday, Tuesday, Wednesday — Palace — “The Road to Singapore.” Sunday, Monday — Palace — “Suicide Fleet.” The new adventures of Get-Rich- Quick Wallingford is one of Wil liam Haine’s best pictures. It is the story of the trio of J. Rufus Wallingford, Blackie Daw, and “Schnozzle,” the lovable rascals. Haines is the wonderful man who never gave a sucker an even break, but fell easy victim to a pretty face. You’ll like Jimmy Durante, the Broadway idol. Laurel and Hardy offer additional comedy in a new two-reel feature. Constance Bennett’s “Common Law,” is brought to the Assembly Hall by the Kream and Kow Klub. Constance as Valerie West is in an unconventional story of an un conventional artist’s model in Paris. The feature roles are played by an excellent cast, with Lew Cody, Joel McCrea, Robert Wil liams, and Hedda Hopper. Don’t miss it. The four Marks brothers come back in “Monkey Business,” a typi cally senseless and plotless comedy, but it is very good comedy, and you’ll have to strain your brain and ear to get all of the wise cracks. You have to do that any way with the corps furnishing their off-stage noises and support. The brothers are stowaways on a Europe-bound liner. The story is too detailed to tell, but it is the true Marxian type. Bill Powell is the villian who pursues Doris Kenyon with an ar dor that is more than temperate. Doris is the wife of a doctor who is not a very good husband. Never theless, Powell entices the wife to his island home, where he insists that she be sure of his love before they elope. “The Road to Singa pore,” you will agree, is a very good movie, and with William Pow ell’s polish, a very entertaining one too. “Suicide Fleet,” the navy’s big parade, is supposed to be the in side story of how we sank the sub- maries. To say the least, the pic ture should be a very exciting one. Bill Boyd, Robert Armstrong, and Jimmy Gleason are the feature cast. At last a picture that prom ises to be different from the usual run. water; Nicholas Willis, San Anto nio; William Young, San Antonio; Walter Zunkei’, San Marcos. Harvard Chinese Students Pledge Death In New War CAMBRIDGE, Mass.—Chinese students at Harvard University this week pledged themselve to support General Ma Chan-shan “to the death” in his campaign against the Japanese. P. C. Kuo, president of the Har vard Chinese Students’ Club, ra dioed the general that his organi zation had gone on record emphat ically “supporting your continuous resistance against invaders.” ASSEMBLY HALL RiSteSS Q Qaramoimt picture Hill SATURDAY 12:30 P. M. Coupon for Nov. 28 Good ADMISSION 25*? SATURDAY 6:30 & 8 P. M. ADMISSION 35*? VflC G Qaramoimt Qirtwr WEDNESDAY, Nov. 9 6:30 P. M. ADMISSION 25*? Sixty Men Answer Fish Basket Ball Summons Tuesday Sixty men answered the call for freshman basket ball players on Tuesday afternoon, and the list will probably swell to seventy-five or eighty by the end of the week. Of this bevy of players, twenty- seven were at least six feet in height and one man was six feet seven inches. From this assortment of former high school talent Coach Klepto Holmes hopes to build a formidable quintet. As yet nothing is known of the ability of any individual player, but among those out for the first afternoon were J. T. Moody, Fort Worth; J. F. Wamble, Bryan; J. B. Roach, Decatur; H. S. Norris, San Antonio; Clifford Gregory, Tyler; and Bob Connelly, Fort Worth. The squad will be cut down to about twenty men in two weeks and a schedule of games will be arranged. The smoke you like ... is the smoke she likes for you! 15 * DR. A. BENBOW Dentist Office over First State Bank Phone: 275 or 635 Bryan J.C. PENNEY CO. SLICKERS For Rainy Weather Frog Brand Yellow Slickers $2.98 Varsity Black Slickers $3.98 Elephant Hide Black Slickers $5.90 “I like to see a man smoke a pipe!” You’ve heard your own girl say it, perhaps. You’re sure to hear it wherever girls get together. They puff away at our cigarettes. But they like to see us have a go at the ‘ ‘strong, silent man’s smoke”—a com panionable, time- / / J proven pipe. r~!/ ' There is some- She likes you to smoke thing satisfying a pipe about a pipe. It’s a slow, reflective, hard-thinking smoke —or a calm, relaxing, restful smoke. The hunter’s smoke, the fisherman’s smoke, the engineer’s smoke—a man’s smoke, through and through. And pipe smokers who know their fine tobaccos tell you there’s no blend quite like the fine selected hurleys of Edgeworth — the favorite tobacco in 42 out of 50 leading colleges. Do try Edge- worth. Per haps you will like it as well as most men seem A pipe is satisfying to. Edgeworth is at your dealer’s. Or send for free sample if you wish. Ad dress Larus & Bro. Co., 105 S. 22d Street, Richmond, Va. EDGEWORTH SMOKING TOBACCO —» > » Edgeworth is a blend of fine old hurleys, with its natural savor enhanced by Edge worth’s distinctive and exclusive elev enth process. Buy Edgeworth any where in two forms —EdgeworthReady- Rubbed and Edge- worth Plug Slice. All sizes, 15^ pocket package to $1.50 pound humidor tin. Aggieland Barber Shop (Next to Ag-gieland Pharmacy) Let us do your work with a smile. —Our Slogan— “Service With A Smile!” R. W. IVY, Prop. t T Christmas that will please Pennants — Stationery — Vanities — Fountain Pens and All Kinds of A. & M. Jewelry. THE EXCHANGE STORE Official Store of the College