THE BATTALION 5 TEXAS UNIVERSITY SQUAD Above: Longhorns of 1931. Let to right, top row—Doell, Kelly (trainer), Burr, O’ Neal, Davis (manager), Craig, Karow (assistant coach), James (line coach), Lewis, Littlefield (head coach). Second row—Tyson, O’Brien, Rundell, Maxey, Garrett, Greear, Ross, Baldridge, Brown. Third Row—Bankhead, Seals, Taylor, Wittman, Furrh, Smith, Bibby, DuBose, Moody, Stafford. Fourth row—Sparks, Price, Weaver, Howie, C aptain Baumgarten, Cook, Koy, Hawn, Blanton. Bottom row—Fagan, Clewis, Cooledge, Prejean, Birdwell, Hodges, Elkins. The latest addition to the curri culum of New York University is a class in group singing. LUCCHESE BOOT CO. Made to order Boots, Belts & Shoes. Write in for or der blanks. 215 Broadway, San Antonio, Texas. Cracks From A Block M. J. Block The time is now suitable to make praise of things that have passed in an athletic way. Whether or not the business of yell practice and yell leaders is linked with athletics I am not sure; but as the honorable Judge Lindsay told the dishonor able Bishop Cannon, “Oh, what th’ hell, Bish.” I will endeavor to find words and phrases which justify the work of our chief and capable, nay, most capable and efficient yell leader, Jay U. (Two Pistol) Par ker. I have listened to five chief yell leaders since enrolling at this in stitution of higher knowledge. Some were good, others, fair, some mediocre, and still others excellent. Of course, we have NO poor yell leaders at A and M. Although pic ture shows are judged according to The Campus Cleaners & Tailors (On the Campus) A complete service for your every cleaning and pressing want. Suits made to order at real low prices NOW! THE VERY THING FOR THAT XMAS PRESENT.. YOUR PHOTOGRAPH The Gift that you only can give! Aggieland Studio Joe Sosolik, Prop. Kodak Finishing Picture Frames AGGIES! 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He was a well-known figure around the campus, and “got on” tremen dously with the boys. The “third lieutenant” was also a fair hand at calling Farmers Fight. Following Hop was Freddie Bu ford last year. Fred had a hard time because of the poor showing the team made. The jokes and per sonal remarks carried on last year were somewhat risque in tone and quality, and hardly befitted yell practice. At that, Freddie got along well. Now, as 1931 is closing upon “Two Gun” we will continue. I think that Parker’s name should go down the list in rank with such men as “Dutch” Hohn, “Beaumont” Buck, “Preacher” Durst, Allen Peo ples and the rest of the more fa mous yell chiefs of Aggie tradi tion. Parker has the “stuff” and there are few men, if any, will dis agree with me. Although A and M has not won any championship, lost several of its games, Parker has had the influence and ability to keep the corps together better than any other leader since ’27. 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