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THE BATTALION
Parents
When you visit your son, stop at
GREENWOOD COURT, BRYAN
Conveniently located opposite Court House
Modern—Hot and Cold Water—Gas—Call 348
HEY AGGIE!
: OUR MOTTO :
“Service With A Smile!”
LET US DO YOUR WORK
THE AGGIELAND BARBER SHOP
R. W. IVY, Prop.
(Next to AKKieland Pharmacy)
THE GREATER PALACE
THURSDAY — FRIDAY — SATURDAY
Warner
BAXTER
Edmund
LOWE
AND LOOK WHO’S HERE
Laurel and Hardy
in their latest riot
“COME CLEAhr
SUNDAY—2 and 6 P. M.—NITE 8:30 P. M.
JEAN HARLOW and LORETTA YOUNG
in
“PLATINUM BLONDE”
PREVIEW 11 P. M. SATURDAY
KEATOM
IIDEWAIK*
OF MEW YORK
SHOW TALK
By Philip John
Thursday, Friday, Saturday—
Palace—“The Cisco Kid.”
Friday—Assembly Hall—“Honor
Among Lovers.”
Saturday—Assembly Hall—“Run
Around.”
Preview Saturday, Tuesday,
Wednesday —Palace—“Sidewalks
of New York.”
Sunday, Monday—Palace—“The
Platinum Blonde.”
Wednesday—Assembly Hall—
“Young as You Feel.”
The campus and Bryan are very
fortunate in the showing of pic
tures. Practically all of the Bryan
shows are the very latest releases
many of them showing here before
they get to the cities. Showing of
“The Platinum Blonde” will be one
of the first if not the first time it
is shown in the state.
“The Cisco Kid,” features 0.
Hem-y’s lovable bandit. Warner
Baxter is the romantic bad man in
the picture, plagueing the rich and
helping the poor; defying the law
for the fun of it. Edmund Lowe is
the law, Sergeant Mickey Dunn,
sharpshooter with guns, dice, and
women. Conchita Mantenegro as
Carmencita, is the desert flower,
loved by the two enemies. The pic
ture was filmed in the Santa Cat
alina desert, on the Arizona bord
er, settled in 1838, by the Spanish.
Coupon books will be good for
the show at the Assembly Hall Fri
day night, “Honor Among Lovers.”
The picture features Claudette
0011)61% Frederic March, and
Charlie Ruggles. The story is good
with an excellent cast.
“The Runaround,” with Mary
Brian and her pal Marie Prevost
scheme to rope a gay Lothario soL-
of-wealth and lead him to the al
tar. The scheme goes wrong, but
love finds a way.
Buster Keaton’s “Sidewalks of
New York,” is a screaming fur>-
ny screen story of a young mill
ionaire’s experiences ip L'.Ad Man
hattan. The story has what it tak
es to make a good comedy, and
what a cast for the story: Keaton,
Anita Page, and tnat funny man,
Cliff Edwards, and Sid Saylor.
Don’t miss it if you want a good
hour of laughs.
Now for the latt.^::, Jean Har
low as “The Platinum Blonde.”
Playing with her is Robert Wil
liams, the amusing drunk of “Com
mon Law,” who wouldn’t wear gar
ters for love. There is nothing out
yet on the picture, but the trailer
promises a very entertaining show.
Will Rogers in “Young as You
Feel,” with Fifi Dorsay, making
whoopee. As usual, Will is crazy
like a fox, for by making whoopee
and taking a fling at fun, he forc
es his worthless sons to take an
interest in his cow business.
Oh yes, don’t forget Laurel and
Hardy in their new two reel com
edy, “Come Clean,” showing with
“The Cisco Kid.” They are always
good for a flock of laughs.
Also Shown TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY
Th e Pen
That Winds
Like A Watch
I FORGOT to wind my Conklin Nozac" will posi
tively not be required cs cn alibi by those who choose
this new Conklin with the visible ink section. The
visible ink section in this wonderful
ultra-modern fountain pen always
rett.inds you. You can see at a
glance at all times how much ink is
in the pen. The Nozec is also
available with all-opaque barrel if
so desired. And because there is
no rubber sac within the barrel,
the ink capacity of the Nozac is
35% greater than other pons of
the same size. Crash the nearest
up-to-date supply depot and get
acquainted with “the pen that winds like
a watch." The price is time!/—£5and $10; pencils to
match $3.50and $5.00. Other Conklins—new shapes—
new colors. Sensibly priced at $2.75 to $8 for the pens
and $1 to S4.50 for the pencils.
THE CONKLIN PEN COMPANY
TOLEDO, OHIO
C ileago San Francisco
DEALERS, stock and show the pens that selL
Write for catalog.
The Ink supply
In (he pen U
always risiela, 1
You fill or amply
the Nozac by
merely turninsthe
knurled end of
the barrel—like
you wind a watch.
Leak-proof,
smooth, easy ac
tion. •
UNCONDITI0NALLY GUARANTEF.D
which lasted into the wee hours
of the morning. Incidentally, Alpha |
Hall will be used again on the
date SMU plays here.
Many an Aggie had a weak heart
Sunday morning, but still fainter
heart Monday morning after all
the excitement was over. It was
not a case of “Gentlemen prefer
Blondes,” but “Catch as catch can
and the more the merrier.”
THE SPIRIT OF 1631 SHALL REIGN NOVEMBER EIGHTEENTH
FOR SOMEONE YOU
LOVE—
Your photograph in that
Aggie uniform!
AGGIELAND STUDIO
Joe Sosolik, Prop.
Kodak Finishing Films
Picture Frames
J.C. PENNEY CO.
Bryan, Texas
SHIPMENT
Trench
Coats
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-your feet hurt and you are afraid you have
“Athlete’s Foot”
-your grades are low and your hopes are high
-your room mate’s shaving cream is lousy ancf
you need sleep
-your girl hasn’t written and you’re nearly
crazy
-your jokes are old and you haven’t laughed
in Ages
—you’re just one more Aggie who needs a buck
et of laughs
—the papers three desks down are becoming
blurred
-You should send us the coupon or you won’t
Jbe able to have that extra copy for the girl
friend.
I say Pal—old college chump—
Just store away ( ) extra copies of the November eighteenth
issue of your fun book for
Yours truly,
Name
✓
Room No Hall
( ) Money enclosed ( ) Hold C. 0. D.
P.S.—They are just fifteen cents during the Depression.
Baylorites Bow Before
Bold Beau Brummels
M. J. Block
| ’Midst the booming of drums and
) blaring of trumpets, train bells
i and whistles, five hundred Baylor-
^ ites and Baylorettes dismounted
1 from the Southern Pacific special,
| eleven a. m. Saturday. From that
• place they marched in the rear of
• a gaudily uniformed band to the
,> YMCA where they held a minia-
j ture yell practice at which the
1 cadets derived much pleasure. The
. drum major must have been rear-
j ed in a rattlesnake den for the
way he picked ’em up and set ’em
down looked like the leader of a
band of turkeys at the annual tur
key trot parade in Cuero.
The smiling countenances of so
many femmes on the campus caus
ed many a crick in our noble necks
which marching to the mess hall.
“Girls to the right of us; girls to
the left of us; but on thundered
the 2000.” Many a needless glass
of water was served over the foun
tain at Casey’s for that seemed to
be the hang-out or rendezvous of
the women. And such beeyutiful
women!
Later, that night, at the dance,
which by the way was a HOWL-
| ING success from the standpoint
| of a Bolshevist or a Communist,
1 many Texas Rangers and highway
j motorcycle jockeys were seen fre-
| quently milling around the crowd
I at the annex entrance of the mess
! hall. These collegians must not be
j trustworthy from a Waco stand
point on account of the abundance
of peace officers in attendance.
The usual raid on collar orna
ments, buttons, medals, and what
nots, caused an early morning rush |
of business at the Exchange store.
Also, many unnecessary visits were
paid to friends living in Hotel Wal-
| ton, Friday and Saturday evening
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facts.. MC/T-UP
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