at-Ju-T' • Here lies - < f I • f *[ . a ■wEm” wM - . » ' M' • It ' m 4 y * ir ■ f body of Alice ^ “Whal’d Joe^ 80 stirred up And Ihen there wus the girl about?" / / -I .1 THE BATTALION \ii r .mi Muhd, ; « aboutr* ! who must have be«‘ii a plum- She lived an old maid, but » ‘ i. ; ES OF ATWATER KENT. R. C. A. AND AND RECORDS . v . 1. Bryan 1 LTEI^A H ATS CtE THE HASWELL’S BOOK STORE : I t I .! ■ >;.-* : WliJ ' i' H ' A mw>*—**m*m0**^» 14 «—«• “I think June looks like a t certain movie star, don’t you T' “Well—not in the face. But \ she certainly has the Bow legs.” —Columns. He (bitterly . bewailing his vicissitudes): There ain’t no justice! , She (sweetly regaling her lassitude): But we don’t need one, dear. —Jack-o-lAintern. Y. * *• * 4 - -f i h * — ’ il PRESSING AND REPAIRS CAPS CLEANED AND PRESSED — DRAWIN & TAILORS HENRY LOCKE. Manager j Over The Exchange Store {. j *1 I 1 1 k fill k u|Jp . ‘P****^*^’ « "4""*‘***" 1 * *'* **4' * ■ 1 ■ ffIT *! 1 1 Tg'4w" 11 *' 11 f 11 ? i • -;| ’ it • [ i il ! « I r H Ir j a 1 'i ' "'i s , "-‘ FTTTT . ■ . 1 14 ■ •’ i c.r- 1 it iFilf 4-i -C t'- t> .'.L jlk *i I’fril PTtoJ Brof: How would vou ask for water in France? Youngster: Who would ask for water* in France? -Log. 4 First Model: “I said some I very foolish words to my boy friend last night/* Second Model: “Yes ?” First Model: “That was one of them/* —/tire Owl. i 1 • i JL ' T Axiom. A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. — Wataugan. “That’s a very* good fit.” re marked the doctor as tin* epi leptic recovered. —Sun Dial. He: I just drank some gin. Sw: Please don't bring that up. She: Don’t you love danc ing? He: Yes, but you don’t loo* like that kind of a girl. —Brown Bali . it*. •j - , 1 ? • ■1 lL4fc. I .{:. ,