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Norah Noah's second wife. Before he tions» scored the first great come-1
got his divorce, he plinned the ark as a lovm^nest, ‘The clock says “cuckoo;" the
and was called a swa n by the people because ofv bak;* the cows go ‘moo moo-; f iand
of hia love fer-Norai. So he derided to move *as to bring you here, says ‘tsk
to the boat so that heicould be a boatswain, which yoyr wooden leg off my bed." Not
didn't sound 4o bad. Norah loved ai|linoMi^’ for a man in that day.
cient for aniv^alaK s< the dashing Noah bought • Noah retreated to the back
her a zoo. Then can.* the flood. « the salot of peace and quiet. And
It was difess rehearsal aboard the ark, anil wefit out, and where was Noah,
the lights werit out.
^Torn on
“Which litht*?
"The flool lights
It was the second
the lights." screamed the Mrs
first seen boa
ning struck the pilot
fled to the interior of
You haven’t he
B. C. (not Biblical
gically.)
The first jday
ing the goat in the
sense to it, but that
spring. So thfy cii
had had a spi
darned a good
be good?
Noah
ping on its tail
supposed to in
cat conservatory’, consoling Ci
end faction of the Feline Fleas had
Leopard thugs of the Capone dist
you damn fool.” The oW lady flitted about here and th*re, but she
scene of the first act. The flit without avail. This l>cing hefdhe the day of
ki \
^ep say "baa
e poor fish I
k,' and keep
bit of wit
If •
e ark, for
the lights
down in the
The west-
six of the
On the spot.
rdihf the ark were wo mongeea#. tadvertising, the fleas did not take.;their insecti-
Jupiter was winning ip for the marathon, light- cides seriously. Y^even in that diy, death was
house, and 4vea the fleas
Ithe ark.
? All thesd incidents are
actions, but Bad Chronolo-
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the Mrs. obiacMito hav-
or, not than there was no
fatal nine timfes out'^f ten.
}. Having no more flood lights, the folks were
kept in the dkrk, until Norah suggeste<l that two
less elephant*twould nu^f.the ark light. Barnum
objected, and the objec^Am 1 was sUSUliiMh: .
; At this time we haV^lBitnbo at bat, quiet on
deck, and a pinochle game the hold.
Although Piuviu* ramW without, Norah
up the game, and sent
ut the parrots to bed. All
knew when to go
iorf of
:he fleece was bad in the
the Angora, and if they reigned within. She
ieel on the ark. I'd have the old man below, to*D
give you. Now, wool you ^ the other creatures«pboard
* to bed. and the only explanati
the parrots’
the eradication of cn^stacea, their arch-enemy. '
wa L % a. • i 1 I a * • 1
It was late,
bed—everythirtg
the rabbits, ol
• Noah’s voyage
"Noah, w
Mrs., and N
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Maltese cross, by atop-j failing is that they were only a parakeets at the
returning from w’hat was • time. The solutions are myvown, and I have
for the committee on * lots of pun figuring them out.
They ran across a whale, who threatened
come aboard the at*k to be treated for indigestion.
The whole trouble was a stowaway named Jonah.
Noah Mltaqed any relief to Leviathan—this be
ing the big boy’s name—but the whale continued
he clock ftayj” queried the i to follow, blubbering his grief to the w’et waters,
of answering her fool 4ues- j ||y4h|attempts! to pole the monster off
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Mrs. jumped out of the twin
tjvin aboard the ark, except
were four, making
a hare-raising adventure.
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