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APRIL 15, 18 1
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SonirlliAi ▼entured
Just think!
not cheated, at d( dooked we
mid not know
liva, and her
i | She: “Some
to tell you all
j He: “I’d sure
I wiAgH
College men.
be expected to
first and last, hi
Our idea of
sity to attend wj
which the prof
thilr A. B. CV
une one had
about Ladv
phrtty horse.
e I*m' going
mysidf.**
to know."
.Widow
a rule, may
gentlemen,
t always.
le^l univer-
be one in
kn^w only
nothing won!
Sj| [ffl f
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“Whardj the idea of the
crowd at the church?”
“Oh, a ao-ed’s confessing her
sins.”
“Got its hair from the
father, eyes from the mother
and 4 voice from an auto horn.
I think."
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“My girl and I have great
fun playing ping |>ong every
night Ever play?**.
“No. How does it go?**
“We hit a little ball and
when it rolls under the table
we have to look for it,”
“I know but where’s l lie
funr*
“Under the table.”
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15
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— gentleman work
ing an a porter in a hotel, xtas
asked if he rould give a defini
tion (ifitact. He replied: •
“WVll, suh, I can give you ah
exam^l ». Vou know I eleiins
up arotihd this hotel, and wIkui
the otfit r day I stepped into tile
bathroom qn de second floor
an* tlwii* was a lady in there,
I ste|>|><d rlv^ht out again an*
said, *Vlirdam me, nub!** Wm,
when B Said 4 Pardon me,* that
was oalftentws, hut wh«*n I said
t
‘suh*, miiat
taet !*’
/.07.
She;4a*.tndy an optician’s
[ hii| give her a couple
of glasses iu*d she*<l make a
spectacle of II erself.
A 1 it SB- tjMfl m f I !
1 fif
Voicie over telephtme <’n|
three ib the morning!: “Who }s
thisr* j
Disgruntled one who has an-
sweredh “How in hell ool II
W%y did you spell
'l>< umo«i^a* ‘n-e-w -m-o-n i i fj
Sten#-^-“Bfcause the ‘k’ ion
my t yf>e*wriier wasii*t ' wo
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Seen? n— (pfight in rtMulstcT)
He^ k Wii ttour*
Sbe;|^kq!f
He: “(art out and walk.
Scene II Hafir evening later)
He: *Wi!l %v>u?“
She: ^«rfs
He: "^(»et out and w'alk.**j
SceneUlt- ^(TIm* next night)
He: “Mill ymir*
She: k *Yejf. t
He: “Mt Gbd! What do I do
n. x.r J 1
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■ % IHj: { ^ I II
Judge: |“Andj yem say you
were no! i itoxieated at th^'llancl
of the arc denlT! I j
Prisonei ^ “f |wus as soIht its
judge, \t<>M honor.
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