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Here's to lh«fi greatest gam- The following letter via.s rc-
bler of all timeLLady (fodiva. ceived by a well-known patent
She put everJtlHng she ha<l on medicine firm:
ahorse. . I 5 (ientlemen:
After having used fixn* bot
tles of your patented and guar-
“And do find being a anteed Wart Hemover, c^refid-
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that
•*I)<iesi yoiit wife find yOu as
affectionate Us you used to be?*
“Nc, she ^elected mv new
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|M*rsonal seerd*tiji*>' better than ly following your directions.
* being just an|)r^iary stenogra- am happy to inform you tin
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“^c|u won*) go wrong if yoi|
i’s jKirtv tonight."
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"Much bett
to ask for aAv^nces on next
month's salori, but now I ask
for salary on ^u^t month's ad
vances
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the w’arl has entirely disap-
I used to have pea red and my nose, top.
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Tired business man: "You
say your Hew steno is a decided
bloiide?"
Another one of the same:
I kiss they stay
kisse<ij f<<r wet‘ki."
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She used Ip k<- bashful, so “Yea. She had to decide before inistal^ejjrou ^ver made." , j
she took up |ai^etball to be- Td hire her.*’
Myl wjfe.**
"How's ch
baby?"
"Whgtcha
nrffle?"
for ,a kiss,
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and unaffiTtei
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me be held on|
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very little."
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last night?**
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ly eiTrs."
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