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it ^irl likt you M>nn*whi*rr, but
I never (bought Pd really find
her.**
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fill, \v<
scotiden
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afn*t corn Ik-ker in Unit bottle,
that's pl^itoi water, ^ou ain't
gonna drink that, is you?"
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else.
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hand while you’re out driv- mothers-io-la^
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j i realize, that
^ “Did you ever hear the one better,
about the Scotchman who
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hauid come
d n't criticize
hey go a long
es happy."
don’t seem to
farther a wav
asked how much it would cost ’ "I heard that you and Boy
to store his bed room suite and were going tojbe married."
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third seat of the fourth row?* asked if he cpuJd sleep in it?" hopes.’’
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her?" L [ * poUKtune. 1 '
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dit.’’ I v « “^be sure did 4five you a
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knowr >
Ace- "I married her/
“Who?"
"Mother Nature."
Diner: “I ordered chicken,
waiter, and there is nothing
here but skin and bones."
Waiter: “Pardon me, sir.
just one inomedt and I’ll get
you the feathers, tap."
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SfceTpDM you ever kiwt a girl before?"
He: "Sure. I alwavti do."
Speaker: My voice sure fills
the hall tonight.
Yawner: Yes, I noticed sev
eral people leaving to give it
more room.
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There’s a story about a man
who was working night and
day, and when questioned as to
the cause of his industry in
formed the questioner that he
had been fined fifty dollars for
beating up his mother-in-law.
“I see," said the inquisitive
one. “You are working to pgy
the fine/' K . \
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dollars, so I can beat the old
prl again."
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