The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, March 18, 1931, Image 30

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What time does the train leave? ject of much comment.
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THE BATTALION
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Father—How's that ?
Kadet—You won’t have to buy \
me any school books this year.
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dear, I’m afraid you are going
to find out that I am not as rich
as you think I am.
The Girl—That’s all right. You
are going to find out that I’m
not really as beautiful as you
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