The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, March 18, 1931, Image 27

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Studen^i-That girl that just
passed us ^ lives next door and
you didn’t feven tip your hat.
2nd Stucfent—Gee, I didn't rec
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Why did you leave
your last tijaie?
Young IBiiy—I was
kissing m>^boss, sir.
EmploycJwi-Ur-rum, you»can
start here the morning.
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collegiate basketball and
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The May issue of CoH«f<
April, will announce the All
hockey sextet for 1931 In conjuncti*
prchentive stones by Us Gage.
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