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MATRIMONY
» BEAST, FOWL, OR FISH?
f Ah, Grandma,” sighed the dam- The man must lead a happy life:
sel fajlt f Who’s free from * matrimonial
; ; spied a ;*coope of repair men - What Jg a man? Be he a l>east. chains.
climbing telephone poles. Q r bird or plant or fancy’s prank He who’s directed by his wife
‘Fcbl^!*’she exclaimed to her On* moijtal mind? I’ve not the Is sure to suffer for his pains,
companion. “They must think I | ea8 t J Adam was in a happy state!
never Idfove a car before.” Conception of this ceature! Can In all the female hearts appear
You give me just a faint idea Hypocrisy, deceit, and pride;
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to have a wife
Wh< Won’t cook though she
can.” 1
It'i Worse if she can’t cook
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Remarked a sad-eyed man.
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We iah*e heard of the woman
who lived in a shod.
And had so many children she
knew not what to do. *' 4
Her troubles were grievous,
but pitjy those who
Pile [line or ten kkis in a Ford
built fdr two.
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. cabularjy by learning three words
m dfy.
How’ i you
Qf how he looks and what he - Truth, darling of a heart sincere,
dod*— • i Ne’er known in w*oman to reside.
This think we designate a man? What tongue is able to unfold
Quoth Grandma, with a side-wise That falsehood that in woman
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A slightly quizically serene one— The worth in women we declare
“I went to school at C I A— I» almost imperceptible.
My dear, Pve never even seen Curse be the foolish man, 1 say.
one.” ,1 ! Who changes from this single
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Who will not yield to woman’s
An Englishman on a visit to sway
CIA deeded! to go horseback bi free from quarreling and
riding. The man in charge ask- strife. *
ed him, “Do you prefer an Eng
lish aaddld or a Western V*
“What’s the difference?”
“The Western saddle has a
horn,” replied the attendant
“I don’t thipk Til need i the
horn,” Returned the Englishman;
out? I don’t iatend to ride Jn Den-
Aftei a week or so nobody ton’s heavy traffic.”
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Doctor—1 must give you an
anesthetic.
CIA Girl—How long will it
be before I know anything?
Doctor—Don’t you think that
you expect a great deal of an
anesthetic ?
knew
you
talking about.
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INHERITED
you sure tnat ^1.1.. »...i-gate: prof—Your son has a great
to live on my ,, We bought a tube of your shav- thirst for knowledge. Where does
[elen? cream, fit says. “No mug re- he get it?
course I am, quired.” W$ll you please tell ba Mother—He gets his knowl-
r—but you must get what to shave? ' 1 edge at A and M and the thirst
yourself. ] > Urs Trooley. from his father.
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