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THE BATTALION
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co-ed.
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Kadet—Suppose I asked you
for a kiss. Would you?
CIA Beauty—I would say “No.”
Kadet—Sure—but would you?
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‘.‘13—About how many cigar
ettes do you smoke a day ?
‘34—Just any given number.
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Him—Will you marry me?
Her—Marry you? Why you
haven’t enough money to keep
me in clothes!.
Him—Listen! That doesn't
take money; that takes will pow-
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First Gossip—You should be
named vacuum.
Second Gossip—What do you
mean?
First Gossip—Because you
pick up all the dirt.
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So bad ? Ah. quite a question.
At first I'put the blame on love-
But found it’s indigestion.
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