The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, March 18, 1931, Image 15

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tell viwoil've lieen lear- 1 ook r darling,
lat mon^- around ip your She—-Well, don't you like to
? curl up with a book
Daughter —Why, daddy, you :u
toM iwdo-put H where it ^vould Kadet (running into church)—
draw iid» -t. J\|. I don’t see any rail*.
Decorator—Rails for what?
Forepnan—AVill, ia everything Kadet—Why for the bride’s
O. K.t& train to run < n
Newj^ight^V r htchman—Yea, 1
haven’l done lo bad for the first 188—Let’s all think h?.id.
night, |'ve c‘thcke4»e\*erything ‘34—Naw, let's do something
and thiefe is oily lone thing miss- you can do.
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Judge—How many children do
•aker jin you have, Mirandy? ^
>w let's say Mirandy—Well, Jedge, 1 has
two by $iy first | husband, one
!,000 strong — by my last husband, and then
1 has two of my own.
34
of Mary Jones \W—We don't qare what you
Is no terrors, think, tell us what you know.
| i ’ » ‘34—! cant talk without think- j*
| i.ij—^that’s a sophomore's priv
etrors. ilege.
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Cameraman—Shall we “shoot"
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! ( iDimtor—Don't ihoot till you
see thle whites of their thighs.
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{ All upperclassmen have hot
mnnirtg water in their rooms.
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Father
son)—My
lK>y, drinking has many ill ef
fects. for instaock, if you were ^
those two Iflagpolen over
d look ^ike four, ifou *
can seej how harmful it is to your
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re Lad—But'Pop, there
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Stude— Shay,, the
nking!
Drunk—What tha hell
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