2 THE BATTALION THE BATTALION Student weekly publication of the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas. Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office at College Station, Texas, under the Act of Congress, March 3, 1879. Subscription by the year, $1.75. EDITORIAL STAFF ROBT. L. HERBERT C. V. ELLIS FRED L. PORTER J. A. BARNES M. J. BLOCK O. M. WRENN W. G. CARNAHAN , J. L. KEITH ..: R. S. COLLEY :... RUSTY SMITH ..... T. S. ROOTS ■.... FRANK W. THOMAS JR. ... W. J. FAULK J. C. POSGATE '... A. C. MOSER JR i.. D. B. McNERNEY , C. M., EVANS P. J. JOHN , A. J. MILLER ; H. G'. r SEELIGSON II *. L. A. LULAURIN 1. Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor Feature Editor Associate Editor Associate Editor Associate Editor Associate Editor ; Art Editor Associate Art Editor Associate Art Editor ... Associate Art Editor Sports Editor .Associate Sports Editor Associate Sports Editor * News Editor ..Associate News Editor ..Associate News Editor ... Associate News Editor ...Associate News Editor Reporter Reporter BUSINESS 1- R. N. Winders \ Business Manager W. F. FRANKLIN ! Assistant Business Manager W. J/ NEUMAN „..! Circulation Manager ■ I ’ just tweWty-three more days .1 Now that one week o|f the New Year has passed and all of our resolutions have been broken leaving our minds free to think of other things, it seems fitting that we pause a while to count the number of days which remain before the close of the first term and the posting of final grades. Not as many as youi thought, are there? Twenty-three, to be exact, twenty-three days which many of us will waste just as we have wasted the four months past while others of us will use them advantageously—perhaps • to make fast our hold on a few extra grade points or to bring up those grades which fell just a bit below the passing mark December 1. Now is certainly the time for balancing the books. Another week and it will probably be too late, but with three weeks to go, it will not be difficult to overcome what seems now to be an almost . .c . . 1 lriSl.irrriOLirit3.bl6 Obst3Cl6. } Check up on those grades, find just where you stand and hit the weakest point the most powerful blow. The result may sur prise you. 1 CAMPUS CCMMENT This column is open to sig: faculty at A & M. Contribute and The Battalion reserves the ered\ unfit, ned contributions from members of the student body and ons must be either typewritten or legibly written in ink, ? right to refuse publication of any contribution consid- AN EXPRESSION FROM COACH BELL (Editor’s note—The following letter from Coach Madison Beil was received by The Battalion prior to the Christmas holidays, but because the details of the Christmas issue of the publication had alreatdy been arranged i,t was necessary to withold it until . this- time..)- .'1 Did You Know By J. A. Barnes The Christmas holidays are OVER ? “Dammit” or “Thank Goodness,” as the case might be. ? ? ? ? The song “Hail! Hail! The Gang’s All Here” is an operatic selection? It is taken from Gilbert and Sullivan’s opera “Pirates of Penzance.” ? ? ? ? The exact location of College Sta tion on this old world is Longitude 96° 21' 30" West—Lattitude 30° 38’ 30" North? ? ? ? ? At the request of “powers that be” the following were returned to the mess hall: 160 teaspoons; 140 knives; 45 forks; 53 ice cream dishes; 66 glasses; 9 coffee pots; and 64 pie plates ? ? ? ? ? There are 42 keys on the standard typewriter key board ? In an interview with the Daily Princetonian, Princeton undergraduate publication, Dr. Henry Van Dyke de nied having called the award of the Nobel literature prize to Sinclair Lew is “an insult to America.” Once to every man and nation Comes the moment to decide, In the strife of truth with falsehood, For the good or evil side. But the case presents no problem To the White House engineer; He appoints a big commission To report some time next year. —Senator George Norris, of Neb. STEPPING INTO A 1V1 O O E R N WOR8LID To The Student Body:— . ' . . In Jaehalf of myself, all of,the coaches on my staff and the en tire football squad, I take this opportunity to express our sincere ■ appreciation for the unexcelled cooperation, support and fighting spirit which the student body gave this fall under the direction of that fine leader, Fred Buford,,and his staff. It hurt all of us to keep losing- as we did and it hurt each of you students but you took it manfully and that is the, reason the spirit of Aggieland is un equaled. Most of that footbq.il squad will be here next fall and that spirit will cause them to i^ive you everything in their power for a winner next fall. That &ame spirit assures A & M of many great teams in future years. 1 1 .. . . ; .MADISON BELL The mayor of the city of iLynn, Mass., gives out that he is going to put a stop to flirting on the streets. Won’t Lynn look funny, without any girls!—Cleveland Plain Dealer. —5—-—1. ; It is pot the clear-sighted who lead the world. Great achieve ments are accomplished in a blefesed, warm, mental fog.—Joseph .Conrad.. ... • • ■ • ' ' ‘ . V ■ . • . Charting tomorrow’s telephone needs Looking ahead — laying a firm founda tion for tomorrow’s telephone service — has long been a keystone policy of the Bell System. To illustrate: business starts creeping into a residential district — a sign that greatly increased telephone facilities will be required. Through intensive studies, commercial engineers forecast the needs of five or more years hence with scien tific accuracy. Additional exchanges, cable ducts, equipment of all kinds are planned and built. When the call comes the telephone company is ready. So long as the nation continues to change and grow, the plotting of its fu ture telephone needs will never grow dull. y opportunity is there! BELL SYSTEM A NATION-WIDE SYSTEM OF I N T E R - G O N N E C T I N G TELEPHONES