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No» thank a. I just paid* two that Camel—I thought
would never throw it
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veranda)—Are you younjr folkfl
There are certain street* in ap enjoying yourselves?
Manhattan where it ia unsafe for f (Absolute silence.) • ;
a woman to walk unescorted. Host (returning indoors)—
Only just yesterday a woman. Hiat’s fine,
had her face lifted 44th j —IJfe.
street.
A fool and his money are some
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Pete—Pm goin? to Willough-
brook Sanitarium tomorrow.
Repeat—Are you going for a
week-end ?
Pete—No; lung trouble.
—Buccaneer.
“I don’t mind washing the
dishes for you/* wailed the hen
pecked husband. *T don’t object
to sweeping, dusting, or mopping
the floors, but I ain't gonna run
no ribbons through my night
gowns just to fool the baby.
—Whirlwind.
The month’, best music hit—
“1 don't mind your looking up
my family tree, but let my limbs
alone.” •
—Owl.
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WE SERVE THE BEST
EATS AND DRINKS
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noble brow reminds me of a
story.
Frosh—What story. Sleeping
Beauty?
Soph—No, Sleepy Hollow.
—Longhorn.
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Bob—Cheer up BiH. it’s time
to kiss the bride.
Bill—You’fe wrong—it’s time
for me to guii.
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[erry Christmas
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Here’s hojiin# your
holidays are crowded
with plenty of fun
• and enjoyment, and
we want to see all of
you back next year.
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If you have some last
minute g-ifts to buy,
we are here to help
you.
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