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BATTALION
the fo’bafl fine?
liad^e-bearer—
if I waaa*t a cop. I d fro that
wife in the arms Mrs. Bank—I causrht \ out
daughter kissing: the iceman this
has this- been *o- morning:, j
Mr. Bank— Good heavens!
of a
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JUSt ten
l % usher. -pl« aty of room down owe the *rocer fifty dollars.
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lutes,** aaid the Wasting time on him when we
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Years ago when a girl raised
her skirt six inches it was a sen
sation, but if the girl of today Th
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A night of romance: Just they
. . , _ wifi be en- two in the cozy roadster—the
raised her plurt that much, it titled: “J’ll See You In MV night breezes singing melodies
would be a sensation, too. Dreamis—dy Wife’s Getting Sos- of love—a dark road leading to-
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—Purple l^arrot. nod he parked the car in the
shadow. . . What contentment
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Don't you think it’s dan
for women to go writ
infs?
It is when
in my
wavelets . * . closer ... a kiss . ..
take your hand another . . . love . . . rows . I .
S knee. another . . . plans . . . Paradise . ..
e finds them Excuse pie sir. I was just go- And when he tried to start the
ing to say what a nice joint you car he found it really was out
of gas.
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While dancing with ray girl,
she started to shimmy, saying He—(
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What did you do?
, I felt my oats, too.
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bewailing his
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But there are no violets this
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lassitude) l^ut we don't need<one. Hell, I must have memoHzed
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My girl dresses in two things
and two of them are shoes.
I’m getting
How careless of yCH|. <
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man’s daughter—but she believ
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